15 episodes

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Simon Mayo's Confessions Bauer Media

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 912 Ratings

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    Smells like teen spirit & other tales

    Smells like teen spirit & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 50 min
    The not very righteous brothers & other tales

    The not very righteous brothers & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 49 min
    We didn't start the fire & other tales

    We didn't start the fire & other tales

    A septic ploppy run, an accidental country invasion, a stinky fish prank and church entertainment all feature this week.
    There’s more bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’, including one from bus driver Jerry.
    Plus, we delve deep into the crypt for a classic confession with a very BIG twist we called You can Keep the Costa Brava and All That Palava - I'm off to Margate.
    Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

    • 47 min
    Hunting high and low & other tales

    Hunting high and low & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 55 min
    Big bad wolf & other tales

    Big bad wolf & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 49 min
    The spy who loved me & other tales

    The spy who loved me & other tales

    Have you ever been tempted to leave your clothes on the beach for a spot of skinny dipping? Would you betray King and country for life on a Bulgarian goat farm?
    Introducing Debbie, Tracey, Maxine, Dora, and the super secret Commander who come in search of absolution for past misdemeanours - will they get your forgiveness?
    There are more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast'. We resurrect another classic confession from the crypt, and Brother Matt has new glasses.
    Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
912 Ratings

912 Ratings

Part Time Sally ,

Five stars

Best podcast. Saving my sanity since a disastrous move to the country…..
Long May it continue!!

lljwagg ,

It’s Only 5 Continental Spangles!!!!!

I award this chuckle fest 5 continental Spangles! Huzzah! So pleased we found you on GHR (albeit a couple of months late). Unmissable, and always gives us a hearty belly laugh. The Sainted (except Matt - lol!) Collective should be preserved in aspic forever. 👍🏼🤣😂👍🏼🌟✨🌟✨🌟

Robb441 ,

FIVE STARS

Lord Simon of Mayo, Sisters Holly and Susie and, erm, the other bloke make for simply the best podcast since the birth of Tim Berners-Lee. Listen only when you are prepared to be stared at as you combust in spontaneous laughter. Marvellous.

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