25 min

STL 59 - Censuses and Couplets Stellar Firma

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Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets
The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.
Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.
Content Warning for:
Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2s
Special thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the war over pineapple on pizza is a distraction from the elder gods, TimonTomato, Aroara N, Morgan, Nadeem Cassander, Fiona Cartwright, Meg Petz, LocalDogMom, Alana Haber, Emily Peterson, Sam Blackman, bluehatted, Sam Toby, man door hand hook car door, Lindsey Johnson, Marg McGinnis, Arthur Stjerne, Sam Vest, Jessi Pitts, Emily Apples, Maria Lund, timkonbart, Shell Stowell, fromgloriousjupiter, indiana elepaio, Cerulean Cheesecake, Eli Davis, Sophie Sloane, Laura, Aiden Parziani, Angela Spatz, Simon Panitpakdi Jones, Ian Doherty, Amy Wain, braxxyn, Feather, Kira S, Stag.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets
The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.
Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.
Content Warning for:
Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2s
Special thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the war over pineapple on pizza is a distraction from the elder gods, TimonTomato, Aroara N, Morgan, Nadeem Cassander, Fiona Cartwright, Meg Petz, LocalDogMom, Alana Haber, Emily Peterson, Sam Blackman, bluehatted, Sam Toby, man door hand hook car door, Lindsey Johnson, Marg McGinnis, Arthur Stjerne, Sam Vest, Jessi Pitts, Emily Apples, Maria Lund, timkonbart, Shell Stowell, fromgloriousjupiter, indiana elepaio, Cerulean Cheesecake, Eli Davis, Sophie Sloane, Laura, Aiden Parziani, Angela Spatz, Simon Panitpakdi Jones, Ian Doherty, Amy Wain, braxxyn, Feather, Kira S, Stag.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 min

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