Tales Of New Albio‪n‬ Steampunk podcast by Daren Callow

In a change to the usual programme, this week the ARC Light Programme brings you a "Special" feature. To commemorate the fourth anniversary of him joining the ARC, Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb talks us through an infamous on-air moment known as “A Martian Calls”. So pin back your lug holes and listen to this tale of utter catastrophe.

All music composed and played by Charlotte Savigar.
Egor the Almost Indestructible’s translator box played by James King.
Photograph by Corin Spinks.

A might huzzah is let forth from the mouths of men, women, children and semi-sentient dolphins as Tales of New Albion returns once again. This week there are the manifold delights of the second part of Crash Again (Again) read as always by the voice, legs and teeth of Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. On the downside there is also another chance to win 3 shillings with the Listener’s Quiz – “Can you guess what it is that I’m describing?” Where you have to guess what it is that Theodore is describing.

For more about Tales of New Albion please visit www.talesofnewalbion.com and buy one of their fine books, if not both.

All music by Charlotte Savigar.
Photograph by Corin Spinks.

Attention nation, please stand by for an urgent message from the ARC (Please note this is a pre-recorded message, so don’t bother phoning the Corporation to complain, there’s nobody here).

For more about Tales of New Albion please visit www.talesofnewalbion.com and buy one of their fine books, if not both.

All music by Charlotte Savigar.

Photograph by Corin Spinks.

This week on the Light Programme it seems that Theodore is still unavailable, due to an ongoing crisis of character. So, once again, we have the multi-award winning journalist, writer and think-tank contributor, PG Basilthorpe-Stilton OAE condescending to the populace. This week, presumably, reading someone else’s storyin a morbid fashion. Send help.

For more about Tales of New Albion please visit www.talesofnewalbion.com and buy one of the fine books.

All music by Charlotte Savigar.

This week on the Light Programme it seems that Theodore is unavailable, due to an unfortunate lapse in moral fibre. Instead, at very short (and expensive) notice, we have the journalist and writer PG Basilthorpe-Stilton OAE educating the nation with regards to the first Great Martian War, by reading an extract from his memoires – The Whole of History and How I Wrote It. Frightful bore.

For more about Tales of New Albion please visit www.talesofnewalbion.com and buy one of the fine books.

All music by Charlotte Savigar.

Where do all the airships go? It’s a good question, and we’re about to find out as it’s time, once again for Slumbertime Stories on the Light Programme, and this week it’s a story called “Welcome to Aeropa”. It’s read as usual by Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb and there will probably be some sort of listener phoning in. Or perhaps there won’t, it’s getting hard to tell these days.

All music by Charlotte Savigar.

For more information, or to buy a copy of Tales of New Albion, go to www.talesofnewalbion.com