131 episodes

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe Greg Armstrong

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Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

    Ep 123: Huge Orange Aura

    Ep 123: Huge Orange Aura

    We are joined by our very good friend Pete Miller aka Apollo KiDD aka @phyneart on Instagram.
    We dive into a couple of random news stories such as women who claim to have had alien hybrid babies, Wendy Williams farting on live tv... or did she? We talk about the lady who eats a tub of talcum powder a day and exchange some old retail war stories.  We also talk about how weird stuff happens to Greg or when he is around and how a couple of strangers have commented on his orange aura. 

    • 1 hr 33 min
    Ep 122: Excuse Me! I Hate Peas!

    Ep 122: Excuse Me! I Hate Peas!

    Back in February 2018, we did the 'Tuck It In Special: Bad Pub Reviews' episode. After popular demand, we are revisiting this but with a few local food places too. It's a lot of fun as we dive into the google reviews for these places, some good, some bad, some hilarious and of course, we spin into a few random conversations along the way. Also, Greg shares a story where a random woman in Sainsbury's invites him to lunch. 
    All this and much more. 

    • 57 min
    Ep 121: This Podcast Will Self Destruct

    Ep 121: This Podcast Will Self Destruct

    Greg and Joe talk New Year celebrations & Joe's weekend in London, We also talk about a news story where a guy woke up Christmas morning to find an intruder sucking his toes, the predictions of 2020 from a New Malden psychic who was an Egyptian queen and a lion in his past lives, and from a lady who uses asparagus to predict the future and much more. 

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Ep 120: Goodbye 2019

    Ep 120: Goodbye 2019

    We see out 2019 the same way we welcomed it, chatting shit. Greg and Joe catch up after the holidays, exchange festive tales, Gregs involves deposing off a dead mouse on Christmas morning. 
    We talk a few highlights and odd stories of 2019, such as sunning your a******e, the vagina museum and more. We look at the biggest films of 2019 and what we're looking forward to in 2020. And as always at the end of the year, we do our celebrity death list of those who sadly didn't make it to 2020. 

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Ep 119: Hold My C@ck

    Ep 119: Hold My C@ck

    We let the conversation take us this episode, Greg ran the Adidas Fulham 10k, weird places to get laid & random interactions with strangers.

    We have a local story from Surbiton involving a startled pig & a packet of crisps. As you may know from previous episodes we are no strangers to talking about incest, but this time we learn about Jedcest, yes, it’s Jedward related.

    Then we grab the zoom mic & go for a walk around the block, it does get a tad windy in spots but I’d only a short fun segment.

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Ep 118: Mashed on Potatoes

    Ep 118: Mashed on Potatoes

    We dive into a couple of odd news stories such as East 17’s Brian Harveys outburst at the Job Centre. There’s a Flat Earth story to trigger and Joe & £1m worth of sex toys stolen from a truck.

    Off the back of the ‘IQ Test’ we failed at last episode Joe decided to bring a lighter quiz to the table, to find out which Sex & City character Greg is... I think it was harder than the IQ quiz.

    • 1 hr 4 min

Customer Reviews

NumberOneRerun ,

We Want To Be Their Friends!

Fantastic hosts, it's SO difficult to carry a podcast that is essentially two friends chatting but Greg & Joe have it nailed.

Funny, cheeky & radio quality production.

Barringer99 ,

Quality comedy and conversation

Brilliant Podcast that I always look forward to listening too! Belly laughing conversation that will keep you entertained until it finishes!

twigkets ,

Great podcast

2 guys casually chatting about anything! What’s not to love. These guys had me relaxed laughing aloud constantly. Great chemistry and fully recommend listening. FZP

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