173 episodes

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe Greg Armstrong

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 37 Ratings

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

    Pro Farters

    Pro Farters

    We have a bumper edition of Geezedrop which are all from you the listeners! 

    We cover some interesting stories such as pro farters and how they turned their guffs into cash, the guy who died after using glue as an alternative to a condom in the heat of the moment, how 'Bloody' is no longer the UKs most popular swear word, former TV Gladiator Shadow goes to prison for torture/blackmail and more. We end the episode with a brand new track from Dicerollers! 

    • 1 hr 5 min
    We're All Going On a Vigilante Summer Holiday

    We're All Going On a Vigilante Summer Holiday

    Welcome to episode 160 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up on recent events, Greg has returned from his family caravan/camping holiday with stories and geezedrops galore! 

    We also discuss human ashes being scattered at Disneyland, a ninja vigilante from Plymouth, a TikTok trainspotter, and much more!

    • 1 hr 8 min
    A Kettle Space Jammed Full Of sh*t

    A Kettle Space Jammed Full Of sh*t

    The guys catch up on recent events, Joe talks guesting on the 300th episode of the Anywhere But Here podcast and Greg has a few spoiler-filled things to say about Space Jam 2!

    We talk about a couple who find a sleeping stranger in their house who also took a sh*t in their kettle, Nic Cage's latest performance, the recent Big Foot sighting, racing pigeons disappearing, and much more!

    To mix it up a little we end with our Geezedropping segment, and we have plenty all sent in by you lovely listeners.

    • 1 hr 19 min
    50 cc's of Squeezy Cheesey and Metal Lyrics!

    50 cc's of Squeezy Cheesey and Metal Lyrics!

    The guys get sidetracked talking 'what if cheese was medicine?' before focusing on metal bands we loved back in the day and take a look at some of their lyrics today, see if we still relate to them or just feel a bit silly reading them out, it's a lot of fun and we get sidetracked along the way. We talk about our won lyric writing, Dicerollers and Greg finishes up the episode by playing a new song of his from a project he's been working on. Something a bit different. 

    • 1 hr 43 min
    What's Sl*g Wars?

    What's Sl*g Wars?

    We have a great batch of Geezedrops from your good selves, we revisit the rides of yesterday from Chessington World of Adventures, learn about the ‘Euthanasia Coaster' that you can only ride once and the masked theory test bandit who amazingly took a while to get caught, and we randomly discover a show called ‘Slag Wars’ and theorise what that may be. 

    Wankerty W**k returns!! It’s been well over a year but we bring back everyone’s favorite segment and it doesn’t disappoint.

    • 1 hr 11 min
    We Could Be So Good For You

    We Could Be So Good For You

    We talk about a strange package that arrived addressed to the podcast with a Dennis Waterman vinyl, Greg visits Chessington World of Adventures, Joe takes a first aid course which he promptly has to put into action. Tiktokers holding up the queue in coffee shops with ridiculous orders, two kids who murdered a father and tried to YouTube it, the podcast takes a bit of darker twist as we talk gun and knife crime and try to wrap up on a lighter note with a potential incest story and Batman not giving head. 

    • 1 hr 26 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
37 Ratings

37 Ratings

NumberOneRerun ,

We Want To Be Their Friends!

Fantastic hosts, it's SO difficult to carry a podcast that is essentially two friends chatting but Greg & Joe have it nailed.

Funny, cheeky & radio quality production.

Barringer99 ,

Quality comedy and conversation

Brilliant Podcast that I always look forward to listening too! Belly laughing conversation that will keep you entertained until it finishes!

twigkets ,

Great podcast

2 guys casually chatting about anything! What’s not to love. These guys had me relaxed laughing aloud constantly. Great chemistry and fully recommend listening. FZP

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