52 episodes

A very public form of therapy for hosts David Breslin and Tim [Surname Redacted], the CROATS podcast dares to answer questions that nobody is asking such as : "Is The Archers about farmers or pirates?" , "Could all the Chinese men in the world destroy the Earth by jumping off a chair at the same time?" and "Is a wristwatch a valid item of clothing to remove when playing Strip Dictionary Word Of The Week?"

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    • 5.0 • 4 Ratings

A very public form of therapy for hosts David Breslin and Tim [Surname Redacted], the CROATS podcast dares to answer questions that nobody is asking such as : "Is The Archers about farmers or pirates?" , "Could all the Chinese men in the world destroy the Earth by jumping off a chair at the same time?" and "Is a wristwatch a valid item of clothing to remove when playing Strip Dictionary Word Of The Week?"

    CROATS 052 - Interspecies Erotica

    CROATS 052 - Interspecies Erotica

    This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    A party atmosphere as we celebrate one year on the air;
    An epic ramble that takes in King George IV, goats, baked beans and the dangers of insulting judges on Facebook; and
    The mystery of Puzzle 4677 begins...

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by The CROATS Podcast. Wait? What?!?

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    • 51 min
    CROATS 051 - The Badger Manoeuvre

    CROATS 051 - The Badger Manoeuvre

    This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    Tim shares his thoughts on ex-Pope Pope John Paul The Sequel's penchant for ladies' eyes;
    Tim discusses his strategy for conducting peer reviews; and
    A bizarrely edited Tim segment in which we discuss murderous and cheating members of our profession.

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by Uncle Mike's Out Like A Light Night Lights.

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    • 52 min
    CROATS 050 - Pollocked

    CROATS 050 - Pollocked

    This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    Some pre-intro ramblings about security guard etiquette;
    Tim explains the connection between Stephen Fry and Jack The Ripper; and
    Tim shares a disturbing tale about videotaping his children being sexy and knowing it.

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by Socks and/or Sandals.

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    • 42 min
    CROATS 049 - Tim's Birthday

    CROATS 049 - Tim's Birthday

    Happy Valentine's Day! This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    A surprise birthday party for Tim...surprising mainly because his birthday was weeks' ago;
    We struggle to establish David's age using basic maths; and
    Our final foray into the musical back catalogue of Jason Derulo

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Lovemaker.

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    • 56 min
    CROATS 048 - Satan's Pants

    CROATS 048 - Satan's Pants

    This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    A revelation about Tim's local MP;
    A uniquely CROATS tribute to Terry Wogan; and
    A disturbing conversation about the magic of puberty

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Zombie Cookbook.

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    • 41 min
    CROATS 047 - Tex Hardman

    CROATS 047 - Tex Hardman

    This weeks' confused ramblings include:


    Discover how we segue from talking about winning the lottery to Googling the cost of cocaine;
    David asks Tim if he finna get crunk; and
    David is replaced for most of the show by a tough-talking New Yorker.

    This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Sandman

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    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
4 Ratings

4 Ratings

Geoff from Horsham ,

Excellent show and very funny

However Tim seems to be a little hypocritical when it comes to anonymity.

Geoff
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Qimothy ,

An emerging podcast

This podcast has great potential.

The co-hosts are very clever, although they go to some lengths to hide this in the podcast. One of them is quite handsome.

johnstuadams ,

CROATS is good funny fun

The CROATS podcast is a good fun podcast. Two guys sitting around discussing silly topics and telling anecdotes may sound like 90% of podcasts, but it's carried off here with a lot of charm and only uses such commonplace starting points for very funny fanciful leaps.

It really deserves to do well, so give it a try.

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