The Dorks Deductio‪n‬ The Milk & Cereal

This episode was initially supposed to be about the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. We did manage to talk about it for about five minutes but then we drifted to vagina steamers and the wonderful Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP! Enjoy!

**Technology failed us this episode so the quality isn't quite up to par. Hopefully you can get over that, if not we'll see you next episode!

With Halloween approaching we've decided to delve into the world of Creepy Pasta. Join us while Chris gives us hyper-realistic readings of these frightful online stories, so terrifying that we end up in tears.

Lies. We're crying because of the laughter.

This episode we discuss our early cinema experiences, what cinema etiquette is and whether cinemas/the film industry is dying.

We also talk about spider infestations & infections. Just a little bit.

This episode we'll be discussing celebrated poet & writer Aleister Crowley and his works that have inspired many. By works we mean the fact that he was an occultist, black magician, spy, satanist, cult leader & was dubbed "the wickedest man in the world".

Nice light hearted episode we have here.

Oh, he was a mountaineer too.

In the 16th Century a group of English settlers colonised in an area of North Carolina and dubbed their Island the Roanoake Colony.

This ended bloody.

Another group of settlers arrived in 1587 & had a little help adapting with the help of a local native tribe, the Croatans, but other groups of native Americans weren't too pleased.

This ended bizarre.

Steven Spielberg is known as the man that bought audiences Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park and many other blockbusters but who is he really? This episode we explore rumours of his association with Hollywood peadophile rings as well as the demise of child actress Heather O'Rourke.