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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!

The Judgies Cloud10

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 83 Ratings

Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!

    Ep 202: Oops! No Tangents

    Ep 202: Oops! No Tangents

    In This Episode: We smoke it (allegedly) if we got it, then we attempt an episode with NO TANGENTS! Stories include some one who was cheated on after 9 years of marriage, some one who took 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate and had a harrowing experience, a teacher who had some parents get upset over a field trip, a listener who details a story about a bad situation turned even worse, a girlfriend who wanted to "edge" a breakup, and a daughter who got grounded on vacation. We also go over some ponders with pissy.

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    Story Links:
    9 Years Then Cheated
    10 oz of Mg Citrate
    Upset Over Field Trip
    GF Edged a break up
    Daughter Grounded on Vacation

    Time Stamps:
    0:00 420 2
    5:35 Getting It Out of Our System
    9:03 Mail Time
    13:05 Alleged Edibles
    14:14 9 Years Then Cheated
    24:28 10 oz of Mg Citrate
    31:16 Upset Over Field Trip
    34:18 CJ Ponders With Pissy
    51:53 LS Sound
    54:43 LS Story: Bad Man
    1:09:18 GF Edged a Break up
    1:13:29 Daughter Grounded On Vacation
    1:18:21 Outro
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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Oops! All Sticks or Stones

    Oops! All Sticks or Stones

    In This Episode: We have a TRUE Choose your own Rickventure!!! We read about a birthday massage with a happy ending, a husband is cheating with his son's GF, a woman puts in a special ingredient to her BFs food, a guy wants to know if he is over reacting to his GF's past, and we also read about a listener's terrible tinder date. For this week's Circle Jerdge we take a listener submitted icebreaker question, "Would you rather have a good stick or a nice rock?"

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    Story Links:
    B-day massage
    https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/187lexy/my_boyfriend_27m_revealed_he_got_a_happy_ending/

    Husband is cheating on me
    https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/vols3y/found_texts_between_my_husband_and_my_sons_gf_he/

    Secret ingredient to Spaghetti
    https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/a2iugq/i_put_my_period_blood_in_my_boyfriends_spaghetti/

    Over reacting to my GFs past
    DELETED

    Timecodes:
    0:00 Intro
    2:40 Mail Time
    6:19 Is Michigan the Midwest?
    10:07 First set of choices
    11:21 r/relationships: I got him a massage and he got a happy ending
    18:12 Second set of choices
    20:40 r/offmychest: My husband cheating on me with son's girlfriend
    29:36 Return from break
    29:53 CJ: Icebreaker question: A good stick or a nice rock
    40:59 A Rick-aside
    43:44 Listener Sound
    46:33 LS:Tinder date start asking weird questions about being adopted
    57:30 Third set of choices
    58:22 r/confessions: I put period blood in my BFs spaghetti
    1:08:40 Final set of choices
    1:11:40 r/amioverreacting: Overreacting to girlfriends past
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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Ep 200: Oops! 200 Stories ft Aurora

    Ep 200: Oops! 200 Stories ft Aurora

    In This Episode: We read TWO HUNDRED stories in honor of our 200th episode!

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    Intro Music by: Iván 
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    0:00 Intro
    5:04 Mail Time
    15:16 Erika's Nails
    18:23 Reese's Pieces vs PB M&Ms
    22:04 Aurora's Stickers and TikTok Messages
    26:23 LS Sound
    30:25 200 Stories START
    40:18 CJ: Things With 200
    57:16 200 Stories RESUME
    1:33:00 Outro
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    • 1 hr 46 min
    Oops! All Lawsuits

    Oops! All Lawsuits

    In This Episode: We have a step dad that refuses to spoil his step kids, a person uses a pet sitting app and has a crappy experience, a person uses a pet sitting app and has a creepy experience, a listener has boy problems and DOESN'T ask for advice, and a woman destroys her roommates life.

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    Story Links:
    Won't spoil my stepkids
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/16tnwy0/aita_because_i_wont_spoil_my_stepkids
    Crappy Dogsitter
    https://www.reddit.com/r/RoverPetSitting/comments/17uk5j4/is_this_normal/
    Crappy Catsitter
    DELETED
    Suing Roommate for hospital bills
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/is776e/aita_for_filing_charges_against_my_roommate_and/

    TIFU: Giving GF Head
    Deleted

    0:00 Intro
    3:54 Mail Time
    12:06 r/aita: for not wanting to spoil my stepkids
    17:50 r/roverpetsitting: is this normal
    29:46 r/roverpetsitting: distugting never use again
    39:05 Return from the break
    39:19 CJ: Listener's sentences that have never been said
    52:06 Listener sound submission
    54:21 Listener Story: "Friend" won't take no for an answer
    1:08:01 r/aita: for suing my roommate
    1:26:37 TIFU: Giving GF Head
    1:22:48 Outro
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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Oops! All Goon Bag

    Oops! All Goon Bag

    In This Episode: In This Episode: We talk about an update to Chrick's yard situation, a husband who has a mistress, a guy who slept with his friend's sister, a toxic couple who insult each other, a guy who won't wash his bits, a listener who hooked up with a stranger, and a gal who gave head and regretted it.

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    Story Links:
    Husband's Mistress
    Friend's Sister
    Insult During Fight
    Boyfriend's Stinky Thang


    TIFU: Giving GF Head
    Deleted

    0:00 Adam Sandler and Renee Rapp
    4:14 Mail Time
    8:00 Yard Update
    16:12 Husband's Mistress
    27:14 Friend's Sister
    36:45 Insult During Fight
    44:42 Josh's Tiktok
    47:12 CJ: YouTube Music Comments
    1:13:00 LS Sound
    1:15:36 LS: Hooking Up With Stranger
    1:21:47 Boyfriend's Stinky Thang
    1:26:37 TIFU: Giving GF Head
    1:29:00 Outro
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    • 1 hr 40 min
    Oops! All Tumblr Girls

    Oops! All Tumblr Girls

    In This Episode: We celebrate International Women's Day by bringing back a fan favorite, Chose Your Own Rickventure! We read about a woman who doesn't have the energy to be a shoulder to cry on, a woman contemplates leaving her BF behind in a sketchy area, a woman feels bad for calling the cops on her BF, a woman feels guilty for having to call the cops on her abusive BF, a listener recounts his encounter with the looking too deeply into the fire, a woman feels bad after telling her stepdad to go back to where he came from, and an aid makes an insane joke to a student.

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    Story Links:
    AITA for ignoring my BF's panic attacks
    https://am-i-the-a*****e-official.tumblr.com/post/743705146260930560/aita-for-ignoring-my-bfs-panic-attack-my26f
    AITA for ditching my BF in a shady neighborhood
    https://www.tumblr.com/am-i-the-a*****e-official/743850801415553024/aita-for-ditching-my-boyfriend-in-a-shady-area?source=share
    WIBTA for weaponizing the Police on my BF
    https://am-i-the-a*****e-official.tumblr.com/post/744339297017200640/wibta-for-weaponizing-the-police-against-my-ex
    AITA for telling my stepdad to go back to where he came from
    https://am-i-the-a*****e-official.tumblr.com/post/744353354332913664/aita-for-telling-my-stepdad-to-go-back-to-where-he

    AITA for making a joke about my sex life to a student
    https://am-i-the-asshole-official.tumblr.com/post/743774427146321921/aita-for-making-a-joke-about-my-sex-life-to-a



    0:00 Christian's Drip
    4:40 (Fe)Mail Time!!!!
    15:17 First Rickventure
    22:13 Second Rickventure
    30:41 Third Rickventure
    44:49 Hot Takes on Italy
    1:01:08 Listener Sound Submission
    1:03:28 Listener Story: The Boy YEARNS for the Fire
    1:08:35 Fourth Rickventure
    1:12:06 Final Rickventure
    1:23:10 Where to Send Your Stories


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    • 1 hr 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
83 Ratings

83 Ratings

tarajanethomoson ,

I hate all podcasts

However I think this one is
Tolerable and palatable some may even say it’s pretty good.

Side note, I commend your attitude to the world and your inclusion of everyone and down to earth “woke” political views (Erika)

Maybe a Erika lead pod in future The Wokies the only sane Americans on the god dam internet.

Yours sincerely

Your number 1 British Fan Parentheses according to Spotify wrapped Parentheses

Dubthotcdavhs ,

No title to read

Absolutely love these pissbabies. I’ve binged the whole pod all day every day while I work for the last couple weeks. I swear their comedy is contagious too, my jokes have been getting progressively worse since I started listening. Order of favourites: Carrot, Rick, Emo Joseph, Joshua, Garbage, Pissy Crissy, British Judgies. You figure out if that’s best to worst or worst to best.

marblekittykat ,

Still fun but episodes are getting so long…

Going to have to give up on this one, every week it seems to be less actual content, more rambling and ever longer episodes. I think they’ve lost sight of what made the pod entertaining in the first place.

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