47 episodes

After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

The Patdown with Ms. Pat Starburns Audio

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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

    Episode 46: Buddhachuck

    Episode 46: Buddhachuck

    Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democratic debate. Ms. Pat talks about her mom's day and washing clothes by hand as a kid. She once visited family so poor that she even was shocked. 

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 44 min
    Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

    Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

    Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 37 min
    Episode 44: Trip Skip

    Episode 44: Trip Skip

    Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 49 min
    Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

    Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

    This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat shares more stories about white people not minding their business, her first relationship, and her gonorrhea, crabs and fleas. 

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 56 min
    Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

    Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

    We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle try to get Ms. Pat ready for her trip to Australia with a language test. Deon depresses the crowd with a sad story.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 44 min
    Episode 41: Gingerfication

    Episode 41: Gingerfication

    Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the comedy club. Deon Curry shares a story about build-your-own sex toys. Ms. Pat shares a story about her legs catching faintinism during sex.
    - WBC's Post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dmuG3n3aS/)
    - Woman in Meijer -
    https://facebook.com/david.distelrath.9/videos/10215891347257710/

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt!
    https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

hawtal ,

This poscast is delicious

Thank you mrs Rabbit, Deon and white boy Chris for helping me find laughter in all situations

ceilidh1991 ,

Hysterical

One of the funniest modern comedians

Vinegar_Strokes ,

Ms Pat is the best

This show is so consistently funny, I dip in and out of a lot of other podcasts but this one I listen to as soon as it’s out every week. The episode about the RIP Cakes and the ants on the grave made me look like a crazy person at work, I was laughing so hard at my desk. Love Ms Pat and this show is the best.

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