77 episodes

This is not a diet podcast.

This is the only podcast that is honest about the struggles of trying to get to target weight.

Let serial dieters Katy, Jo and Victoria take you behind closed doors in the village halls and church rooms where they've spent so many of their evenings.

Learn the slimming club commandments, take notes of the excuse of the week and find out who is crowned slimmer of the week.

The Secret World of Slimming Clubs Secret Recordings

    • Comedy
    • 4.8, 557 Ratings

This is not a diet podcast.

This is the only podcast that is honest about the struggles of trying to get to target weight.

Let serial dieters Katy, Jo and Victoria take you behind closed doors in the village halls and church rooms where they've spent so many of their evenings.

Learn the slimming club commandments, take notes of the excuse of the week and find out who is crowned slimmer of the week.

    Low Batteries

    Low Batteries

    Are batteries the reason why Katy and Victoria aren’t losing weight? How soon will we be going back to our slimming groups? How long has it been since Victoria spoke to her leader? Did Victoria step on the scales at the end of July? What secret method was Katy using last month? Is Jo about to grass Slimming World up to the Police? Is Jo Katy’s inspiration?

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 32 min
    Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    Katy is the lightest she’s been in over a decade (you’re going to hear a lot about that)! How will she handle her first cheat meal? How soon are slimming groups going to reopen? Will Katy be allowed back? How many times did Jo have fish and chips when on holiday? Will she ever finish Couch to 5K? Has Victoria revolutionised dieting with her new plan? And just what would she be willing to do for a packet of Jaffa Cakes?

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 36 min
    (Cream) Tea Time

    (Cream) Tea Time

    What is your Ben & Jerry’s flavour of choice? Could you survive on what’s in your cupboards? Is Victoria the most likely to sabotage your diet? Will Katy ever make Biscoff rocky road again? Will Jo still go running when she’s off work?

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 27 min
    Boob Weight

    Boob Weight

    Jo is here, but off work this week. How many Magnums has she eaten so far? What is her big plan for her next diet? How much do boobs weigh? Is Katy’s target weight in sight? Is a drive thru the best place to lie about how much you’re eating? Is Victoria going to stop drinking? Have we found the problem with monthly weigh-ins? Will Katy ever get Slimmer of the Week again?

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 32 min
    Diet Dealer

    Diet Dealer

    How has Katy done on her second first week on the Fast800 diet? Can Jo go to three Slim Fast shakes a day and no meals? Did Victoria need three scoops of ice cream when she went to the seaside? Do you measure out your breakfast cereal? We get lots of your reaction to the news that clubs will be reopening very soon. Will we have to weigh in our shoes when they do?

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 31 min
    Lockdown Losses

    Lockdown Losses

    LIVE WEIGH-IN ON THIS EPISODE! Find out just how much Katy and Victoria have lost/gained since the beginning of lockdown! Plus, how long has Jo been doing the Couch to 5K for? What is Katy’s secret diet plan for July? Why is Jo suddenly doing Slim Fast? Make sure you listen all the way to the end for quite the tantrum from Katy.

    If you’d like to get Extra Portions of this podcast, exclusive merchandise and join The Secret Slimming Club on Zoom, go to patreon.com/secretslimpod or find us on the Patreon app.

    • 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
557 Ratings

557 Ratings

Kas3112 ,

Jelly

Writing this whilst in hospital been eating only jelly all week . No visitors due to covid but my clever husband just smuggled in choc digestives wrapped in my clean underwear via security !!! Genius

Simon leeds UK ,

Hilarious

If you have ever been to a slimming club, listen to the excuses of why people have gained and used these yourself then you'll love this podcast. These girls are hilarious and it's really validating to hear them be so honest about their struggles with weight loss and not taking themselves too seriously. Humourous heartwarming stuff, I look forward to each episode 😊

R Silv ,

Hilarious, relatable and real

Absolutely love this podcast, has me actual laughing out loud while listening and makes me feel less of a failure every-time I mess up my diet (weekly) thanks for being real!

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