12 episodes

The Sexless Swingers UK is hosted by Mr & Mrs G, a happily married UK couple in our 40s who have podcasted from the initial thoughts about the non-monogamous lifestyle, more commonly known as swinging, up to the current time where they have lots of lifestyle friends, but no sex with them...YET!!

This lighthearted and fun podcast follows our journey from our first glimpses into the lifestyle, to discussing the excitement and possible pitfalls of sex with other people. You'll feel like you're sitting in a hotel bar with long term friends.

Will we or won't we? Join us on our journey!

The Sexless Swingers UK - Sex or No Sex, That is the Question‪!‬ The Sexless Swingers

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.6 • 11 Ratings

The Sexless Swingers UK is hosted by Mr & Mrs G, a happily married UK couple in our 40s who have podcasted from the initial thoughts about the non-monogamous lifestyle, more commonly known as swinging, up to the current time where they have lots of lifestyle friends, but no sex with them...YET!!

This lighthearted and fun podcast follows our journey from our first glimpses into the lifestyle, to discussing the excitement and possible pitfalls of sex with other people. You'll feel like you're sitting in a hotel bar with long term friends.

Will we or won't we? Join us on our journey!

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 12 - A Magic Wand, Female Hormones, Sex Speaker & Playlist, and A Bit of Nookie!!

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 12 - A Magic Wand, Female Hormones, Sex Speaker & Playlist, and A Bit of Nookie!!

    Thank you for downloading episode 12 of our podcast!!

    In Episode 12, Mr and Mrs G chat over Mrs G’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ childcare deal, a holiday booking and thoughts on the Desire resorts/cruises.  Also discussed is a New Year escalating message exchange, female hormones and problem periods, magical wand play, a new sex speaker with Mrs G’s sex playlist, and a  word-game featuring the word, Nookie.   They also ask the question, in a group play situation, which overrides; 'the ick for one couple, or the desire for another',  and they finish off with some listener questions and feedback.

    Their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their new journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Mentions:

    www.swingershelp.com

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 1 hr 4 min
    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 11 - FOMO, Performance Anxiety/Blue Pills, Bang-Over, and What Makes a Good Swinger

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 11 - FOMO, Performance Anxiety/Blue Pills, Bang-Over, and What Makes a Good Swinger

    Happy New Year and thank you for downloading episode 11 of our podcast!!

    In Episode 11, Mr and Mrs G record whilst both having Covid, and discuss their reflections of 2022, FOMO around all the Christmas/New Year events, and more generally about obstacles people may have causing lifestyle FOMO.  

    They chat about men's performance anxiety and the use of 'blue pills', suffering from a 'Bang-Over'.  They ask the question, 'What Makes a Good Swinger?', chat through authenticity in the lifestyle and also chat about 'sexy socks'.     

    They finish off with some listener questions and feedback.

    Their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their new journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 1 hr 6 min
    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 10 – Sapiosexual, KK/Fab Socials, Hopping into a 2on2 Zoom Meet, and Christmas Tinsel Tits

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 10 – Sapiosexual, KK/Fab Socials, Hopping into a 2on2 Zoom Meet, and Christmas Tinsel Tits

    Thank you for downloading episode 10 of our podcast!!  It's the closest episode to Christmas, and so we've added some Jingle Bells to the opening music, but not a lot else!!!

    In Episode 10, Mr and Mrs G go through their experiences of their very first group socials, organised by community members of FabSwingers and then Killing Kittens.  They chat about the nervousness of men, and how Mr G thinks the lifestyle is actually more difficult for men than women initially, possibly due to natural instinct, although apparently not him, being the 'Chatty Man'.  Mrs G discusses her penny drop moment soon after the Socials about what she needs to be ready to play, and her realisation of the importance to her of any possible play partner for Mr G.

    They chat about their new adjustable cock ring, and how it compares to their vibrating cock ring, Mrs G's new favourite 'Honey Birdette' lingerie, an embarrassing incident with a 'vanilla' friend and Mrs G's reindeer tits, standards and not 'fucking for fucks sakes'.

    A discussion about the discovery of being a Sapiosexual; no 'basic shit smut' for Mrs G.

    At around 55 minutes, they go on to discuss a social meet-up on Zoom with Mr & Mrs H of the BedHoppers UK Podcast and some interesting chat and thoughts they had following it.

    A new exciting events company they found, but which irritated Mrs G, future plans (childcare permitting) and some cracking listener messages.

    Their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their new journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Credit for mentions

    Bedhoppers UK Podcast  

    Honey Birdette - https://uk.honeybirdette.com

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 1 hr 19 min
    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 9 - Excitement for First Lifestyle Social, Vibrating Cock Ring, Swinger Snacks and more!

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 9 - Excitement for First Lifestyle Social, Vibrating Cock Ring, Swinger Snacks and more!

    Thank you for downloading episode 9 of our podcast!!  

    In Episode 9, Mr and Mrs G recap their reflections post episode 8, including a recap on Amsterdam, thoughts about Mrs G's possible change of thoughts on bi-play, excitement for their first ever large meet and greet Social, confirming an exciting event they've booked to attend in early 2023 as well as a couple of sexy stories and their usual banter.

    Their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their new journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Credit for mentions

    #RedHotParty - https://www.swingingdownunder.com/london-swingers/

    Bedhoppers UK Podcast

    Wanderlust Swingers - Swinging Down Under Podcast

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 47 min
    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 8 - Tale of Two Halves - Fabulous Fata Morgana & Amsterdam, but then, An Unexpected Trauma Trigger

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 8 - Tale of Two Halves - Fabulous Fata Morgana & Amsterdam, but then, An Unexpected Trauma Trigger

    Thank you for downloading episode 8 of our podcast!!!

    Episode 8 is a real two part podcast. Please be warned that Part II contains discussion which you may find upsetting, as detailed below.  As always, we have recorded as our authentic selves, with a fully honest and open discussion.

    Up to 38:30 mins, part I, we discuss our recent trip to Amsterdam, chatting about the Red Light District, and also in detail about the fabulous sex club, Fata Morgana. This is, as usual, a chatty, humorous and loving discussion.

    From 38:30 mins, part II commences, which goes into an incident we had in the club (no fault of the club whatsoever), which then triggered previous traumatic events for Mrs G, which Mr G had not been aware until now.

    Mrs G has chosen to discuss this to offer context to the events which unravelled, and also to perhaps help other women (or men) who may have or have had similar unresolved experiences.  It is a brutally honest, raw and open show of emotion and is not an easy listen; however, Mrs G felt it important to tell her truth.

    We hope that the discussion is well received and may potentially help others.

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Credit for mentions

    www.fata-morgana.nl

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 1 hr 12 min
    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 7 - Killing Kittens, Sexual Styles, Age Range, and Are All Women Bi?

    The Sexless Swingers UK - Episode 7 - Killing Kittens, Sexual Styles, Age Range, and Are All Women Bi?

    Thank you for downloading episode 7 of our podcast!! !

    In Episode 7, a real breakthrough for Mr and Mrs G as they talk about finally finding their "place" on Killing Kittens. They go on to discuss sexual styles, boundaries around ages of potential playmates, whether all women have an element of bisexuality, their excitiment for their upcoming trip to Fata Morgana sex club in Amsterdam and whether sex toys can actually desensitise a woman??  Plus their usual mix of free-flowing sexy chat.

    As always, their connection leads to a lighthearted and fun chat, with an honest and open account of where they are in their new journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!

    Contact us at:

    Email: 'hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk'

    Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'

    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'

    Credit for mentions

    www.killingkittens.com

    www.fata-morgana.nl

    Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.

    Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

yai boyyyyyy ,

Tips For swingers

Such a hilarious podcast discussing all things lifestyle. Great to join you on your journey and have an insight into your relationship x
Thanks for your honesty!!

GillieHix ,

Horrific episode 8

My wife and I, have worked and played around in this scene for over 20years
We have seen couples get married at a club, also some shocking break ups.
Going into any pick up joint, brings a world of drunken no rules self involved dick heads. You will be tested at every level.
Please take care

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