The Therapy Crouch

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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 4 HR AGO

    Surprise Surprise; Crouchy Treats Abbey to her DREAM Holiday!

    On this weeks episode Pete puts his foot down after a constantly having his chargers stolen and we continue with more of your stories on horrendous Christmas presents.  After going viral for her singing talents Abbey has been at the Karaoke once again after a few beverages.  It’s surprise galore as Pete has pulled his finger lining up two surprises in quick succession, however Ab is remaining sceptical over Pete’s ability to pull one of them off.  We also have plenty advice for you listeners including how to bring back the intimacy after 13 years of marriage but no bonk beats in over 5 years.  Stay tuned for an interesting dilemma as one of you dirty dogs has betrayed the bro code and copped off with someone who could be considered ‘off-limits’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    ‘It’s the Biggest Ick on a Man’ Abbey Goes Mental for Maths

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back answering the nations burning topics, from fashion faux pas to gift giving go-tos.  Abbey also reveals what one of her biggest icks in a man is (cue Pete). And Crouchy dishes the dirt on his Desert Island Disk choices.  We also hear from a listener who wants to know Abbey and Peter’s thoughts on some cold blooded friends and stay tuned to find out why Abbey is absolutely mental for men with Maths! If you want your question read out on the podcast, hit the link below!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction  02:07 The Wedding Planners 06:44 Quirky Coincidences 10:14 Desert Island Discs 14:16 Cold Blooded Friends 22:25 Moving Abroad 26:41 Leonardo DeCAPrio 33:38 Home is Where the Heart Is To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min

  3. 8 OCT

    ‘This Cannot Be True!!’ Abbey ASTOUNDED by Cuffing Season Revelations

    October is officially upon us, and The Therapy Crouch is having its very own Oktoberfest to celebrate all things Autumn.  Today we give you your guide to smashing this October, from our favourite foods to updating your wardrobe, no stone is left unturned on how to keep a smile on your face during these long, dark nights.  Abbey is also shocked, and a little bit dismayed, by Peter’s ‘cuffing’ season revelation - if you are unsure what this is you DO NOT want to miss this episode.  The gang also gives advice on how to deal with noisy neighbours as well as nosey friends who love to listen to your gossip but never give much back! And hang around until the end where the nations favourite Agony Aunt is back in business and comes to the rescue of an unfortunate listener whose work has decided to plan an away day over the weekend, and we hear from a listener whose best friend is taking her role as the groups drama queen a little too seriously.  All this and more only on, The Therapy Crouch! If you want to have your Agony Ab read out on the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Intro 03:02 Time to ‘Reconnect’ 09:14 Weekly Whine Club 18:28 Oktoberfest 20:57 Comfort Food 23:12 Cuffing Season 29:39 Cold Weather Activities 38:18 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min

  4. 3 OCT

    ‘Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow’ Peter Hair Care Treatments REVEALED!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are in fine form as they get stuck into all the typically funny, outrageous and downright silly questions that you guys want to know the answers to this week! After getting fed up of the constant jibes directed at him and his barnet, Peter has taken some preventive measures in the form of hair care, which Abbey duly exposes him for on our major public platform with hilarious results…. Abbey and Peter also give their verdict on which friends character they view themselves as and why, how to get the most of your sporting career and Peter reveals what golf clubs he used to help bring his handicap right down…. And stay tuned for one of our most random, mythical based questions of the series so far! If you want your Ask Me Anything question read out on the podcast, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min

  5. 1 OCT

    Abbey and Peter to the Rescue on our RAUNCHIEST Agony Ab So Far

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back giving the lowdown on what has been another very eventful week in the Crouch household.  Still nursing hangovers from the big engagement party, Abbey and Peter spill the beans on their recent, raucous night out that culminated in Abbey finally giving the people what they want in a publicised rendition of, yes you guessed it, SHALLOW!! In the weekly whine club, we hear from a listener whose colleagues chewing habits has put them in a real sticky situation and we hear from a listener whose gaming habits is driving their girlfriend to distraction Hang around for the Agony Ab section, where we help a listener whose girlfriend has them pegged for someone far more adventurous than they really are, and Abbey is on hand to help when it comes to making your hubby your very own DIY project Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To submit your Agony Ab, hit the link below!  00:00 Introduction 07:20 Weekly Whine 10:25 Sticky Situations 18:43 Abbey Clancy, Tennis Prodigy 25:23 Down With the Kids 30:00 Paris, Baby 38:42 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

  6. 26 SEPT

    ‘I Can’t Do This Anymore’ Peter Threatens to Throw in the Towel

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, it I back to business as usual for your favourite couple who have had a week off answering your weird and wonderful questions but are no back in action.  In an outrageous turn of events, Peter threatens to throw in the towel on the Therapy Crouch after revealing recent records have taken their toll! Abbey also spills the beans on how to achieve her blond bombshell look with the help of hair extensions and Peter reveals why he never made the move up to Birmingham during his playing days.  And stay tuned for the end where Abbey and Peter decide to go full hammer on helping one of our fellow listeners get her Mojo back!! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA  Want to submit a question for Ask us Anything? Hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit  To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min

  7. 24 SEPT

    ‘I Don’t Love You Enough To Consider It’ Abbey’s Hilarious Response to Pete’s Outrageous Proposal

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is most certainly in the air after one of our very own has decided to take the plunge and pop the question to his dearly beloved.  In honour of this, Abbey and Peter are taking a look back at some of the most iconic proposals they have seen and relive their own romantic proposal.  In the weekly whine section, we hear from a mother whose love of the podcast has made her feel unsafe in her own home now her 9 year old has taken up super shabbaring and we also hear from another listener whose life has been transformed by one of our guest episodes.  And hang around for the Agony Abs if you have ever been subjugated to your own parent’s getting their stank on or if you have ever found yourself living with a housemate who needs to het the stank off their feet!  Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min

  8. 19 SEPT

    The day we Spiced up The Therapy Crouch!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we thought we would spice things up more than usual and take a change of pace than our AMA and are giving you tips on how to spice things up during Pumpkin Spice Latte Season With a little help from Starbucks, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane to explore some of the spiciest antics they have got up to over the course of their relationship.  We talk spicy holidays, texts, dance moves and everything in between!  Abbey and Peter also try out some of the spiciest drinks of the pumpkin spice season and give their verdict on what is the best.  Enjoy this very special instalment of The Therapy Crouch brought to you in partnership with Starbucks! 00:00 Introduction 04:31 Taste Testing  13:39 Mr. and Mrs. Pumpkin Spice 22:50 Misleading Monkey Island  24:04 Gettin’ Wiggy With It To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    123
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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    The Therapy Crouch

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