89 episodes

Hello! Here's a summary of what we do.In the style of classic entertainment radio show, out of work radio hosts Tom & Jack broadcast from Tom's basement. They discuss the weird and wonderful happenings of their mundane lives. They were born into a world they don't understand and doesn't understand them. They're lashing out. Whether it be successfully applying for the Apprentice or setting up a new gym where bigger boys aren't allowed, it's never dull (apart from all the time when it's, lamentably, is).

The Tom and Jack Podcast Tom & Jack

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Hello! Here's a summary of what we do.In the style of classic entertainment radio show, out of work radio hosts Tom & Jack broadcast from Tom's basement. They discuss the weird and wonderful happenings of their mundane lives. They were born into a world they don't understand and doesn't understand them. They're lashing out. Whether it be successfully applying for the Apprentice or setting up a new gym where bigger boys aren't allowed, it's never dull (apart from all the time when it's, lamentably, is).

    People Don't Like Me Anyway

    People Don't Like Me Anyway

    You waited this long to stop debating, 'cause I'm Tom & Jack, I'm on the rag and ovulating. I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem is complicating.
     
    The Tom & Jack Podcast - brand new for 2020! This week there's debate over the new British army advert, advice on dealing with in-laws. Favourite characters such as Mark Francois and 'the Chucker' return. Postman Pat People are discussed, as is Tots TV. Tom is banned from TikTok. Jack is still a pornstar. The times they are a-changing. Why are you annoyed? Originally broadcast 12/01/2020.
     
     WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
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    • 41 min
    The Christmas Special IV: Nothing's Right Eat Quorn

    The Christmas Special IV: Nothing's Right Eat Quorn

    And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong, (war is over if you want it) for the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long (war is over now). And so happy Christmas for Tom & Jack and for whites (war is over if you want it).
    Hello. It's the most wonderful time of the year. There are festive what-annoyed-us(es), Jack tries to become a model in Reality Bustin' and the Tom & Jack Secret Santa is completed. There is a LOT of choice, abstract and provocative swearing this week. But we warned you. Privatise the police. Originally broadcast 22/12/2019. 
     
    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Jack in the Porn

    Jack in the Porn

    All Is Porn - The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. Porn of porns, says the Preacher, porn of pornities! All is.
    This will forever be remembered as the episode where Jack realised - to his cost - he had become a pornstar. There's also lugubrious chat and sniping aplenty. Talk ranges from words, 'shoemakers', Tory twitter and Nazi market stalls. Then Jack proves Tom's wrath just and right by airing his personal business in public - forgetting that his own sloth had left him unable to take an editorial control. Then he became, justifiably some are saying, a star of the porn. Aren't all words? Originally broadcast 16/11/2019. 
     
    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
     
    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
    Android
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    Twitter 
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    • 37 min
    BONUS: KSI vs Logan Paul 2: This Time It's Worth Even More Money

    BONUS: KSI vs Logan Paul 2: This Time It's Worth Even More Money

    For the fight of the year two boxing obsessives come together to give you the commentary you deserve. Insider gossip, behind the scenes action and debates which cut to the very core of the boxing. Also taking in such classic boxing topics as Frank Oz's limited range, Mark Wahlberg and PE teachers. A clash of the vloggers - the unofficial commentary, right here. As far as we can recall, to the best of our memory we watched this legally. Originally broadcast 10/11/2019. 
     
     
    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
    Android
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    • 53 min
    Tranquillised Barry White

    Tranquillised Barry White

    We've suffered the breaks. You know I still remember it, it keeps burning away, I know that you may take a while to come Tom & Jack around. This week features Star Trek, Budapest, our own biopics and a mistaken identity KSI-case. What Annoyed Us? Thanks for asking - well, racist royals, escape rooms and multi-nationals. Plus there's a bally old case of the rugger. Cloverfields, faasands of 'em . Originally broadcast 02/11/2019. 
     
     
    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
    Android
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    Twitter 
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    • 47 min
    Repatriation: a Thomas Cook Story

    Repatriation: a Thomas Cook Story

    I sit Tom & Jack with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed, it gives me the s**t needed to be, the most meanest MC on this—on this Earth.
     
    This week there's tales from the front of being involved in the biggest repatriation since Dunkirk. Lions led by donkeys. Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us - everything but also McDonald's, powercuts and seat stealers. We touch base with the world of vanity in Vloggers Gone Wild and discuss Thomas Crook and baked beans. I haven't tasted fish like that since my wife died. Originally broadcast 14/10/2019.
     
    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
    And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
    Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
    Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
    Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
    Watch Japanese House Cafe 
    Interview we done
     
    Android
    Email
    Twitter 
    Facebook
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    • 58 min

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Vloggers Gone Wild & A Spoonful Of Wether are two of the funniest segments on any podcast. Ever. That's fact, I've checked it.

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Tom and Jack bounce around various topics with plenty of laughs and a hard to find ease. The variety of segments keeps it fresh, there’s always something around the next corner. Well worth subscribing to.

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