9 episodes

Friends and former hosts of Heart Breakfast (until they were sacked,) Ivan and Emma continue to entertain you with their no holes barred humour and mind blowing facts that will guarantee to make you cleverer, popular and more attractive.... probably.

Things You Should Know But Probably Don'‪t‬ Ivan & Emma

    • Education
    • 5.0 • 37 Ratings

Friends and former hosts of Heart Breakfast (until they were sacked,) Ivan and Emma continue to entertain you with their no holes barred humour and mind blowing facts that will guarantee to make you cleverer, popular and more attractive.... probably.

    BIRD SHIT

    BIRD SHIT

    In the words of the great Roy Walker, this week Ivan and Emma "say what they see".  Episode 9 is simply bird shit!

    • 30 min
    A SORRY PROSTATE OF AFFAIRS (A BUM NOTE)

    A SORRY PROSTATE OF AFFAIRS (A BUM NOTE)

    Probably should have called this episode TMI. It includes things you really don't need to know about Emma's kooky fetish, plus some mind blowing facts related to doctors and water.

    • 34 min
    A LOBSTAR IS BORN

    A LOBSTAR IS BORN

    This week we celebrate the news that 2020 is no more with an incredible story about a very very old Clam plus Emma shocks Ivan with some historical facts on the lowly potato masher!

    • 30 min
    YOU WONT BRIE LIEVE THE FACTS IN THIS EPISODE

    YOU WONT BRIE LIEVE THE FACTS IN THIS EPISODE

    Emma discusses the disgusting wonders of illegal cheese whilst Ivan explores the most insane borders crossing around the world! 

    • 34 min
    THE SCHLONG AND WINDING CHODE

    THE SCHLONG AND WINDING CHODE

    In probably the dirtiest episode so far, Emma brings a phallic filled fact fest and Ivan reveals how a rabbit cocktail can guarantee your baby’s gender.....(Probably)

    • 33 min
    SON OF A BEECH

    SON OF A BEECH

    This week Emma shares news on a special tree that could cure you of your Eczema but also pop a cap in you! and Ivan lovingly compares a prehistoric reptile to James Corden.

    • 28 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
37 Ratings

37 Ratings

N.E.T.T.Y..B ,

Hilarious, laughing out loud

I absolutely loved listening to this they are both so down to earth love it can’t wait for next week x These two lovely people really make me smile and I’m humming the theme tune all day x

ErinKem ,

Hilarious and loving learning things whilst laughing!

These two are so funny! It’s like being a fly on the wall of two friends chilling and chatting! If you don’t listen to them you should be!

kcmk5 ,

Great to have you back!!

I have really missed you guys on heart MK (so much so I don’t listen to it at all anymore!) and am so glad you went ahead with the promised podcast series. You two are hysterical together, such great chemistry and so naughty now you’re not live on family radio!! Thanks for the laughs

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