This Week's Apocalypse Kevin Lenaghan

Kevin repeatedly strains against the subject matter, as John gets serious about pacing problems. 
Also contains the possible invention of the term "X-Filesean". Look out, dictionary.com!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:04:00 - Ronald Neame - The Odessa File (1974)
0:24:25 - John Schlesinger - Marathon Man (1976)
0:48:04 - Franklin J. Schaffner - The Boys from Brazil (1978)
1:11:51 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)

Dance, dance, wherever you may be! John is the Lord of the Dance, you see!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:25 - Emile Ardolino - Dirty Dancing (1987)
0:27:55 - Baz Luhrmann - Strictly Ballroom (1992)
0:47:32 - Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan (2010)
1:07:41 - Decision Time! (spoilers)

Orcs? Goblins? Kevin can't tell the difference, so John is putting him through some sensitivity training and now we're watching nearly 12 hours of high fantasy adventure from the man who brought you Bad Taste and Braindead!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:15:19 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition
0:48:04 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Two Towers: Extended Edition
1:31:00 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition

Is Snakes and Ladders a real game? Does it matter?
The answer is obviously no, but we're gonna watch some movies and try to figure it out anyway!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:07:50 - Jonathan Lynn - Clue (1985)
0:30:10 - Joe Johnston - Jumanji (1995)
0:48:35 - Jon Favreau - Zathura (2005)
1:07:07 - Decision time! (Spoilers)

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? WHO CARES?!! This week we analyse the triumphs and mistakes of 'Criminals Who Operate At Christmas' and avoid the discussion all together!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:25 - John McTiernan - Die Hard (1988)
0:35:08 - Chris Columbus - Home Alone (1990)
1:01:25 - Tim Burton - Batman Returns (1992)
1:34:55 - Decision Time! (spoilers)

Video game movies are all bad, but bless their hearts if they don't keep trying anyway.
It's like the old saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, keep watering it down until it's a featureless beige sludge, then eventually you'll make money!"