Tim and Simon: The Sketch Show Tim and Simon

This episode contains a pod of dolphins, four zips, and one cow print top hat, minus top.
Fun Fact: The self-help tape was actually recorded onto a cassette, unspooled and stamped on by Simon.
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This episode contains fourteen ducks, four 'Betty's and one fourth century wench.
Fun Fack: Tim and Simon reference their favourite Gladiator… other than Russell Crowe, or Jet.
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This episode contains one plunger, two queens and a whole lot of licking.
Fuct Fan: To create one of the sound effects in this, Tim wasted a tin of hot dogs.
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The fourth and final (for now) episode contains one Daewoo Matiz, three globules of phlegm and one hilarious spoon based mix-up.
Fat Funt: Tim and Simon have been misspelling “Fun Fact” since Episode One.
Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Some thank yous for listening, some birds, and potential bees.
Furn Farct: Tim and Simon are grateful for your time and ears.

A rapidly put together Christmas Special contains 1 urine scented reindeer, 3 woolly wonders and 25 dead cats (potentially).
FACT OF FUN: This is the first episode of the sketch show that features Tim and Simon chatting chit. www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits