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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got an offer to go out and attend a festival in Ukraine featuring White Ward. Nice! The festival is a fundraiser for Azov Battalion. Not so nice! / Summer Slaughter is BACK and the worst it has ever been! We investigate this, and more of Ash from Sumerian’s impotent rage RE: vaccines. It is 2024! / Guitar Center has a band new Blues CEO with a bold plan to get a shit ton of wage workers laid off. / We talk about an awful story about a woman getting severe spinal trauma at a show and discuss youth-focused risk and, in the cases of some bands, outright sociopathy in heavy music.



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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Hyperdontia – Death's Embrace



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Is this a bad idea? We’re playing Fantasy Labelball, the game of hostile takeovers and vicious capitalism, with everyone’s favorite Internet Metal Nerd label: 20 Buck Spin. We’ve kicked in the front door at 20BS HQ and we’re subjecting every band on the roster with our cruel trials to determine who stays, who goes, and who gets a funky new gimmick to goose sales. On this part 1 of a 2 part series we make it all the way from A to M alphabetically on the roster. Part 2 is going up on the Patreon soon. And remember: it’s just a game so you’re not allowed to get mad at us.



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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Atræ Bilis – Salted in Stygia 



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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We're talking about amateur hour bar patrons, fake IDs, and a forgotten 1988 home VHS release from BMG: How To Break Into Heavy Metal (Without Getting Screwed). Join us as we hear from Anthrax, White Lion, Doro, Grim Reaper, Lizzie Borden, Helloween, LA Guns, Flotsam and Jetsam, and a whole bunch of industry guys about the business of heavy metal. There's so much to offer here, including some surprisingly good advice, hilarious stories about dropping out of school, and hella regional accents that don't exist anymore. Folks, it's a good one.







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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Wailing Banshee – Hit the Ground



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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The Norwegian tourist trap that used to be known as Helvete burned down lol / Blake Judd vs Jef Whitehead: FIGHT / Australian NSBM band Drowning the Light wrote a few dozen paragraphs on Facebook about the unimpeachable apolitical nature of sweet lady black metal so you know we gotta do a dramatic reading / Trapt bravely takes on virtue signaling, virtue signaling wins / A venture capitalist gives us a step-by-step guide to exactly how much Liquid Death fucking sucks. It's a good one.





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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Anthropophagous – Anthropophagous



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This week on Toilet Radio: We're honing in on a style of 90's-esque rock n' roll that we've termed Nü Alternative. Though loosely categorized themselves as "grunge", "shoegaze", "post-hardcore" and a variety of other subgenres, we propose that all of these bands could fall under our umbrella of turn-of-the-century-big-ass-riff-ass-rock. We're talking about left-of-the-dial, unapologetically guitar-based rock with roots stuck deep in the pre-internet days. Join us for a celebration of righteous jams.







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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Fleshwater - The Razor's Apple

SPICE - ALL MY BEST SHIT 

Entropy - Deathspell 

Greet Death - Panic Song

ASkySoBlack - Waiting for a Hearse 

Narrow Head - Sunday 



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This week on Toilet Radio: Solar eclipse! Meyers Briggs! A Gen-X listener sends us an email about the heavy metal discovery habits of the youths! DJ Ashba, a 51-year old Las Vegas street magician, tried to threaten us with legal action via email! Chris Barnes quit smoking weed! Billy Corgan and Fred Durst are teaming up with Bill Maher to make awful podcasts! Liquid Death is back and stinking up the news with more venture-backed marketing designed to hijack the cultural output of actual artists! Finally, some Swedish guy figured out how to manipulate Spotify's Chill Beats to Beat Off To playlists to make some fat stacks of cash as hundreds of fake pseudonyms! Folks, it is an episode.







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Music featured on this ‘sode: 

Hemorrhoid– Exogenous Intestinal Blockage



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