75 episodes

Comedy podcast addressing the
unavoidable issues and experiences that women endure
through their teens, 20’s, 30’s and beyond. Growing up
as we go and sharing it all, shamelessly.

Two Non Blondes Amy Voce & Jennie Longdon

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 169 Ratings

Comedy podcast addressing the
unavoidable issues and experiences that women endure
through their teens, 20’s, 30’s and beyond. Growing up
as we go and sharing it all, shamelessly.

    Episode 70: WE'RE BACK WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

    Episode 70: WE'RE BACK WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

    Apologies blondies, our summer break got extended rather a lot due to all sorts unexpected of events occurring, of which we'll go into. 

    This is the podcast episode we never could have planned or predicted. It's exciting, utterly ridiculous and going to change Two Non Blondes forever. 

    • 22 min
    SUMMER BONUS EPISODE

    SUMMER BONUS EPISODE

    Amy is fuming cus Jennie stitched her right up. Also does Amy smell? And why we're having a little break. 

    Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

    • 22 min
    Episode 69: VIRTUAL REALITY PORN, FAILING AT FEMINISM AND JENNIES NEW FAMILY MEMBER

    Episode 69: VIRTUAL REALITY PORN, FAILING AT FEMINISM AND JENNIES NEW FAMILY MEMBER

    After getting past Jennies excitement of it being episode 69, we discuss virtual reality porn. Would you consider it cheating? Jennie has an exciting new addition to the family! And Amy feels like she's failing at feminism.

    Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

    • 27 min
    Episode 68: POST PANDEMIC STRUGGLES, WILD WEE'S AND MAJOR LIFE CHANGES FOR US BOTH

    Episode 68: POST PANDEMIC STRUGGLES, WILD WEE'S AND MAJOR LIFE CHANGES FOR US BOTH

    We realise our desire to shop has changed since Panny D. Along with our ability to socialise. After Amy spotted something horrifying, we discuss wild wee's. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow has eaten BREAD, plus we're both going through a major life change at the same time...

    Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

    • 40 min
    Episode 67: AMY'S GONE FULL KAREN AND DROPS THE C BOMB AND JENNIES MANTRA THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

    Episode 67: AMY'S GONE FULL KAREN AND DROPS THE C BOMB AND JENNIES MANTRA THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

    Amy's upset and she's not even going Carol, she's full pelt Karen. Discussing the horrendous and immoral Charlotte Crosby documentary exploring plastic surgery. Plus Jennie has discovered a mantra that she claims will change our life! 

    Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

    • 47 min
    Episode 66: THE ONE THING WE'RE DOING GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND WHY WE MAY BE TERRIBLE GIRLFRIENDS?

    Episode 66: THE ONE THING WE'RE DOING GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND WHY WE MAY BE TERRIBLE GIRLFRIENDS?

    We've realised we're both doing something with our partners which never, ever ends well. Or maybe we are terrible girlfriends? And why this weeks episode is a micro one!

    Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes and content! patreon.com/twononblondes

    • 18 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
169 Ratings

169 Ratings

muppetgirl1 ,

Laugh out loud funny

My favourite podcast, Amy and Jennie never fail to make me laugh. I binge listened to most of the episodes over the last couple of months, and now subscribe to their Patreon page to get the bonus episodes as two weeks is too long to wait! I want a t-shirt now, please get more in stock :)

Grumpygal13 ,

Genuinely laughing out loud every week

I love this podcast so much that I signed up to become a Patreon to get extra episodes. It genuinely makes me laugh out loud every week and has helped me get through a tough lockdown. Thanks so much Jennie and Amy x

StaceyEdie ,

DON’T THINK TWICE!

I had to stop your episode half way through and play/ belt out ‘Think Twice’ 2 times - always a banger!
Found you guys at series 4 and I’m working my way through all the series to get me through the days without new eps!
Always pissing myself laughing while listening.

Also won a keyring so that’s a bonus! Here for the long haul ladies!

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