118 episodes
War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7) Will & Steve
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5.0 • 12 Ratings
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The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.
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S9E4. No Pony-Poleon
Napoleon, we've seen him wild with anger, we've seen him quiver with rage, we've seen him snuff with impunity. Now it's time to see Napoleon calm as a clam - a clam that also happens to control one of the world's most significant military forces.
Fresh from a light ride, and with his full-bodied narcissistic fury bottled safely and healthily inside, clam Napoleon is ready to chat like a big clam.
Casual, cool, calm, clam - prepare yourself for the most relaxing seafood encounter you're likely to have this week, with France's most reasonable and normal shellfish emperor.
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S9E3. E'snuff's E'snuff!
We start with three noble Barry’s: Barry the Bugler, Barry the Bodyguard and Barry the Burger (horse). Will the Barry’s successfully escort their leader, who might also be called Barry, along the yellow brick road to find out who’s behind the curtain?
Will they succeed? Will they successfully stop the war? Or will they each get a faceful of snuff?
Whatever happens, we can all agree, it’s absolutely NOT like rain on your wedding day.
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S9E2. Fate at the Fête
Don't be coconut shy, come on down to the WAPIN7 Fête!
We've got dodgems, teacup rides and a coconut shy! Plus an area to sell secondhand goods. It must be fate.
Fancy some candy floss?! Well, the machine is broken so you can't have any.
Oh, and we're off to war...
Again.
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S9E1. The Bad Shadows Are A Comin'
We're back for Book 9 and boy is this going to be bad!
Not the podcast, cross our saucy little fingers, but the world of War and Peace.
It's been way too long since we heard from that Napoleon chap and we really got the feeling that he wasn't quite finished last time. Plus we've had quite a bit of peace recently, which makes the title of the book quite ominous indeed.
Whatever happens we're in this together, so pour yourself a hot steaming cup of beef tea and join us for Book 9!
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S8E12. Special: Winnie-the-Pooh And Some Bees
What do you get when you mix the 'wrong type' of bees, a sentient half-dressed bear with a penchant for honey and a child with a gun and a really really nice balloon?
Why, you get the Season 8 special book episode of WAPIN7, is what you get!
And probably an extremely serious concussion which would require immediate medical attention.
Onwards!
To Ashford Forest in East Sussex - to be precise.
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S8E11. Book 8 Catch-up Quiz!
It's time for the Season 8 Catch-Up Quiz and boy do we have some questions for you!
There are pictures of comets, AI-generated nightmare art, varying degrees of slug speed accuracy and of course a question about the Smurfs. How does this all link to book 8 of War and Peace?
There's only one way to find out...
Onwards!
*Cue Gameshow Music
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Full list of incredible slug facts: https://a-z-animals.com/blog/10-incredible-slug-facts/
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wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Slime a quick rating or review!
instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Slimestergram!
tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us a picture of some slime near you!
WAPIN7.com - Join the newsletter & visit Tolstoy's Slug of Fame!
Customer Reviews
How I wish all GCSE lit classes had been like this!
Very good, but lacks salty mirth
The unexpected gem 💕
I stumbled across this podcast by accident and I ended up binge listening all 17 episodes in one go! It is HILARIOUS and I love it.
Will and Steve’s epic adventure to understand what the hell is going on in one of my favourite books ever just fills my life with much needed joy 🤣
If you want to hear two guys laughingly take on one of the giant monoliths of literature while peppering in some Smurf facts and other useful (debatable) facts that were clearly never checked by the QI elves, then this is the podcast for you.
I’m so onboard for this 7 year journey, well done guys. Keep it going!
7 more years! 7 more years!
It’s going to be a long road to get to the end of this book. But I’ve stocked the car with Haribo and Pringle’s for the journey and with you two at the wheel, I can’t wait! 😀😀
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