Eggs By Post dAN FARROW

Thanks to David Lynch I now know how to cook quinoa

Official fave of Groove Inc™, recorded circa 1990, minimally remixed for 2019

Only £12 including P&P. This was recorded in Tooting in 1989 I think. Several people have drawn comparisons to a Cure song where Mr Smith is singing an equally banal advert but I have never heard that song and I refuse to acknowledge its similarity!

Sorry for being quiet for a long time… Hello! UPDATE For those of you who want to play along at home, here’s the manuscript