Utterly Unviable GOYA Theatre Company

In the final episode of Utterly Unviable series 1, Sam is joined by musician and composer, Toby Anderson. Despite Toby's work being described by John Adams as "very nice", Rishi has made it clear that Toby is, unfortunately, utterly unviable. As always, with the help of the National Careers Service Skills Assessment Test, Sam will find Toby a new, viable profession. 



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Host: Sam Woof



Producer: Natasha Mallett



Executive Producer: Lowri Spear



Graphics: Phil Olney 



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In this episode of Utterly Unviable, Sam chats with musical director extraordinaire Livi van Warmelo on a wild range of topics ranging from (un)professional running to hat-making, communion wine to bad New Year’s resolutions. This is, of course, all the while they take on the National Careers Assessment Test to find Livi a new, viable job.

You can find a full transcript of this episode here.

You can find us on facebook, twitter and instagram, on our website, or you can contact us at utterlyunviable@gmail.com

Host: Sam Woof
Producer: Natasha Mallett
Exec Producer: Lowri Spear
Graphics: Phil Olney

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On this week's episode of Utterly Unviable, Sam chats with philosopher-linguist turned actor-comedian and "real human boy" James Akka. Like always, they'll be navigating the National Careers Service Assessment Test to find James a career in a more viable industry. This is a really funny episode — you don't want to miss. 

You can find a full transcript of this episode here.

You can find us on facebook, twitter and instagram, on our website, or you can contact us at utterlyunviable@gmail.com

Host: Sam Woof
Producer: Natasha Mallett
Exec Producer: Lowri Spear
Graphics: Phil Olney

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This week Sam sits down with GOYA's own Mrinmoyee Roy. You can usually find Mrin producing theatre but, of course, we'll be using the National Careers Service Assessment Test to find her a new viable(?) job. Along the way, you'll hear far too many 'The Devil Wears Prada' references, the age old debate of Pret vs Leon, a discussion surrounding the longevity of middle-aged comedians, and much more.

You can find a full transcript of this episode here

You can find us on facebook, twitter and instagram, on our website, or you can contact us at utterlyunviable@gmail.com

Host: Sam Woof
Producer: Natasha Mallett
Exec Producer: Lowri Spear
Graphics: Phil Olney

Thanks so much for listening!

In the first ever episode of Utterly Unviable, Sam chats with trans singer-songwriter, producer and poetess Jenny Scoones on topics ranging from Madonna adjacent pop music and trans readings of Shakespeare, to lesbian witches and Icelandic house music, all while taking the National Careers Service Assessment Test in a bid to find Jenny a new viable job. 

You can find a full transcript of this episode here

You can listen to Jenny's music here

You can find us on facebook, twitter and instagram, on our website, or you can contact us at utterlyunviable@gmail.com

Host: Sam Woof
Producer: Natasha Mallett
Exec Producer: Lowri Spear
Graphics: Phil Olney

Thanks so much for listening!

Great news. The creative arts are dead, and it's time you became a dental hygienist. It won't be easy, but you too can become viable. How, you ask? With Rishi Sunak's quiz of course. 

Join Sam Woof and a series of utterly unviable guests as they take on the National Careers Service skills test and find out who they were meant to be all along. 

It is not enough to understand that Fatima's next job could be in cyber. You have to know it in your heart.