Patamei The Patamei Players

A hideous group of monsters, and a shocking loss. Who will survive this week's session?

Our heroes defeated a crab-man and shared a pint with a dwarf, now they lurk through the bowels of an abadoned cave looking for gems. But what is looking for them?

Crabenstein attacks! After opening a very clearly marked door, the boys reap what they sow when an enormous crab monster emerges and threatens to wipe our adventuring party from the face of the earth. Will they survive? Will Kai learn to flirt? Will Boone shoot an unarmed elf? All this and more in this week's episode.

Down a well, the adventurers discover a lost lair, and make a new friend. But is this friend all that they seem?

Our heroes have finally arrived in Ladonford and begin their investigations into the whereabouts and weaknesses of the giant catfish. A friendly fisherman helps to guide them, and they set out to begin gathering the tools they'll need to fight the great beast. Along the way, they meet some gentle forest creatures and make a surprising discovery deep in the woods.

Much adventure lurks along the roads to Ladonford, and our heroes will encouter friends, foes, and something in between as they continue their quest.