英音朗读者 | 为孤独正‪名‬ 斯蛋Stan

“I’m a good uncle for sure, I’m a very affectionate person. I’ll face time them every 2nd day, they’re 3 and 1. They’re cute and I love them. I’ve taught him some bad words. I taught him a year ago and he still says it and every time he sees me he doesn’t even say ‘Hey Uncle Daniel’ he says [cash money b*tches] and I can't help but laugh. He’s ME. So many things I see already: he’s cheeky but he loves cars, he loves bikes… yeah he’s gonna be trouble!”

只有一个人还待在户外，这是一个十多岁的男孩，这时他正平躺在女贞路4号外面的花坛里。他是一个瘦瘦的男孩，黑头发，戴着眼镜，看上去有些赢弱，略带病态，似乎是因为在很短的时间里个头蹿得太快。他身上的牛仔裤又破又脏，T恤衫松松垮垮，已经褪了颜色，运动鞋的鞋底与鞋帮分了家。哈利波特的这副模样，是无法讨得邻居们喜欢的。他们那些人认为，破旧邋遢应该受到法律制裁。不过他这天傍晚藏在一大丛绣球花后面，过路人都不会看见他。实际上，只要他的姨父弗农或姨妈佩妮从起居室的窗户探出脑袋，径直朝下面的花坛里望，他还是有司能被他们看见的。

Hello,everyone.I'm XXX,I'll be with you on today's good night radio。Because early morning is the most pleasant time of the day in this long, hot summer, I have developed a habit of getting up or going to bed at daybreak, which is around four thirty, for sure. That is the pattern of my life. But last night, I went to bed earlier, at about eleven o'clock. When I wake up, it is still dark outside. I am about to go back to sleep when I suddenly become aware of the unusualness in the buzz of mosquitoes and the flow of the air. They don't seem to be happening during the thick darkness of midnight! Looking at my watch, I find it already five o'clock, as I have expected.After rolling out of bed and rushing through my morning routine, I walk out of my room, which is as hot and smoky as a kitchen. No sooner have I stepped out of the halfway than I run head-on into autumn, almost to be knocked back!

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