Calling Our Cool Friend Ben and Dru

The internet's been down for a week, and Dru is thriving, but there's always gonna be haters. Lazer and Small Drew got extradited, and Ben's probs gonna write a book about the whole thing. As the boys wait to start Phase Two of The Plan, Patrick calls and...yeah, turns out he didn't want us to destroy the internet.

Dru and Husky Dave are working on the final stages of shutting down the internet, and Ben's doing B-plot stuff. Julia from Ontario demands a cool hacker nickname. Ben and Dru talk about how nobody's ever died in a plane crash. Ben has his final stand against Lazer, and then Dru shuts down the internet. 

Husky Dave came to Smegmar to help Dru destroy the internet. Gotta keep it quiet though--the mayor doesn't really get the Patrick stuff, so there's a concern that she might tattle. Meanwhile, Lazer's back on the salvia, and he's hunting Ben? So that's no good. Ben tells Dru about the film Dog Soldiers, and they talk about the car etiquette of horror movies. 

Ben's in the woods in Africa, but Lazer's hunting him now, so that's bad. In better news:  Husky Dave cracked the code, and Patrick Cotnoir wants us to destroy the internet.  So, yeah. We're gonna go do that.  

Turns out, Lazer *really* wasn't supposed to leave consulate in Cairo, and now Ben's waiting for the cops to finish searching Small Drew (doesn't go well). In a major plot twist, Dru has become close personal friends with the mayor of Dayton, Texas. The boys learn about Smegmar's origins, and yeah, it's legit just a Christine . Dru found some mysterious coordinates, and it looks like they're close to Ben, so he's gonna head over there. Basically, it's just the transition...

Patrick leaves a voicemail, but Dru's bad at using his phone. The mayor of Dayton, Texas is trying to force Dru to sell his grain elevator, Smegmar. Lazer and Small Drew kept pushing the envelope until they got detained.  Patrick tweets out his most complicated code yet.