Dayzed & Confused DaySibs

This week Miranda chose THE CONJURING 2. Why did Miranda's brain keep short-circuiting during this episode, for the love of Gob, it's the Warren's, not the Lorraine's.... I am hungryyyyy. This one was a weird one for us because no one wrote notes and we were just free ballin. I didn't say it in this episode, but Ed is too hot for his own good tbh because the real Ed wasn't even that attractive. A lot of full-body chills in this one. The parents weren't home for this one so it was actually pretty tame this week! Hope y'all enjoy!

This week Travis chose TURNING RED. They don't turn my tummy the way you do. Who is your 4* Town bias? Red pandas are cute. Imagine a seven-foot raccoon... horrifying. Travis is a hippo- confirmed. Jordan Fischer, you are a god amongst men. Can this boy band please for the love of Gob BE REAL!!!!! Thank you Billie for your service- you have done this country well. Go listen to the 4* Town Spotify!!!!!!!

This week Miranda chose 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. Heath Ledger's hair is the real main character. This movie made Travis sob in the Jack In The Box drive-thru. Once again we have found a character Miranda deeply connects with. The manipulation that's happening in this movie is insane and honestly hard to keep up with. Why is our nerd room suddenly haunted AND WHY IS THAT COUNSELOR SO HORNY?

This week Travis chose MAJOR PAYNE. Tiger is problematic? TOOT TOOT. Why is Alex so hot, its unfare. Major got smoked. Sorry if we are disrespectful to any military members out there. Nick Cannon?????? Do dat do dat GO TIGER! Cadet Kelly is Major Payne just for girls. Dotson is an absolute bitch. Is Linda Cardellini going to come up in every epsiode from now on?? I dont think I would be mad if she did tbh.

This episode Miranda chose SCOOBY DOO! RUH ROH RAGGY! Soul dogs are real, and are the best thing ever. This one and a half hour movie took us about three hours to get through. Bell Bottoms do more work in this film than Freddie Prince Jr. Velma is a lesbian icon? Lets bully James Gunn into making the rated r version with the original cast.

This week Travis chose SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD. Another superhero movie somehow... has DC and Marvel just used every actor everrrr? Wallace is a cool fucking dude. Why is the word "hipster" lowkey a slur in this movie? I didn't even know that many teas existed. A crazy Ewan McGregor connection. FINALLY, an episode where the dogs aren't barking in the background. The Sex Bob-Om's need to go on tour PLZ!!