DOCUMENT THE SUNSHINE inkkland
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- 小說
COME TO THE SUNSHINE...…….WELCOME TO INKKLAND! Join us now as we document the Sunshine! Pack up your sandwiches and flasks of tea ready to embark on a journey around a fantasy world called Inkkland! Come and meet the characters, creatures and inhabitants of this psychedelic landscape! Ah! and here comes your guide! Please welcome...……….Lord Schlatt!
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Episode 4 - Part 2 - Strange Tongues
Lured into the ruined city of Hasath T'Pau by The Marsh Hag in the hunt for treasure, Lord Schlatt discovers The Marsh Hags skills for creating fashionable clothes out of human body parts and comes face to face with an ancient King (who has been kept from death for thousands of years by a mysterious overseer) who divulges a shocking revelation about the future of Hasath T'Pau.
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Episode 4 - Part 1 - Strange Tongues
Suffering from the perils of the Northern Marshes, notably allergic reactions and unavoidably stepping into marsh pools full of ooze, Lord Schlatt meets the Marsh Hag, a feral creature who speaks a language known as 'Olde Inkklish' who leads Lord Schlatt down an ancient path revealing the fate of a long lost civilization, welcome to Hasath T'Pau!
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Episode 3 - Part 2 - The Hoss
Join Lord Schlatt as he bounces upon the unreal waves and flies through the unreal skies on a trip to an unreal land and enter.....................THE CELESTIAL SEA!
What will await them across this unreal landscape?
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Episode 3 - Part 1 - The Hoss
Lord Schlatt wanders aimlessly through the scorching desert wastes in the county of the Hookers Hoof, searching for a creature as old as time itself.
This creature is as rare as a centaur wearing a bra. He is a magic man, a shaman, a poet, prophet and a priest, he is a tin whistle tootler and an avid conker player.
Join Lord Schlatt as he asks questions no one else would think of and licks the back of a weasel.
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Episode 2 - Part 2 - When Shadows Crawl
The Terrible sound of Fear? Job satisfaction guaranteed? Join Lazarus Bra as he comes face to face (sort of) with Tommy Tucker aged 8 and a half. What will Lazarus do next? will he move to the country? What's his terrible confession surrounding a laminated book of colour swatches? What is the worst nightmare you can face in the dead of night?
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Episode 2 - Part 1 - When Shadows Crawl
Join Lord Schlatt on his first assignment as he finds himself face to face with with Inkkland's own Bogeyman! What secrets will this masked midnight moocher reveal about his life in the darkness?
Open your ears dear reader and listen on...……….listen on I tell thee!
Oh! also be aware of that terrible disease called 'Cardboard Hand' - you can soothe the pain if you colour in the diseased area with wax crayons, but never use watercolour paints. That will just cause disintegration and loss of hand.