After Hours with Zach Noe Towers Netflix is a Joke Radio

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It's the second, even sexier, live version of After Hours, where we talk about a penis drawn in the sky, the 'Penis Festival, how you'd get President Biden off in order to save the world, and so much more. We also award our second-ever After Hours Throat Goat. 

Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an a**l guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Will this week’s episode make you laugh? Yes! Will it turn you on? Probably!

Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgusting. Just be glad Zach doesn't have the gavel, because he'd be held in cumtempt of court.

Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is master level sex, and naval fetishes. You don’t want to miss one of our hottest episodes yet!

Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex;  being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are not hot; and how you end up seeing a lot of people fucking in NYC. This episode is for all the mommies, daddies, and everyone who hates using those words. 

Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat. 
We’ll be back next month for another live show on March 5th. Tickets available here: https://improv.com/hollywood/event/after+hours+with+zach+noe+towers/13389703/