33 episodes
Green Eggs... and Man? Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
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- Comedy
When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.
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Judging a Book by Its Cover
(Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4)
“Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
Edited by Adam Niemann
with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio -
Once Upon a Time in Dog World
Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst)
A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
Edited by Adam Niemann
with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio -
Say Hello to Robot Dad
Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb)
Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
Edited by Adam Niemann
with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio -
Enjoy... the Perfect Joke
Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1)
Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
Edited by Adam Niemann
with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio -
This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!
Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH)
“That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!”
Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
Edited by Adam Niemann
with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio -
This Hand is Your Hand
Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj)
“Do you like
green eggs and ham?”
Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.