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Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

Asian Not Asian Fumi Abe & Mic Nguyen

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Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

    How to Splurge as an Asian (w/ Tien Tran)

    How to Splurge as an Asian (w/ Tien Tran)

    Fumi grew pubes on 9/11 while Mic was skipping O-Chem. 




    Tien Tran returns on Asian Not Asian this week to talk about her new role in the upcoming show “How I Met Your Father” (a spin off of the hit show “How I Met Your Mother”), having real money for the first time as children of immigrants and splurging on nice toilet paper, and the Chinese government banning content showing “effeminate” men!




    It’s all right here on ASIAN NOT ASIAN.




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    HACK CITY COMEDY (Fumi will be there!) 10/14 @ Union Hall 

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    The Men Are Off to War So We Will Make The Porridge (w/ JR De Guzman)

    The Men Are Off to War So We Will Make The Porridge (w/ JR De Guzman)

    Fumi didn’t stand up for a girl who was being picked on. Mic is the richest person among his comedy peers. JR De Guzman talks us through his journey of self acceptance, misguided asian masculinity, and getting off on self-affirmation YouTube videos. It’s all right here on ASIAN NOT ASIAN.




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    Asian Not Asian Live 9/15 @ Canal Street Market

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    HACK CITY COMEDY (Fumi will be there!) 10/14 @ Union Hall 

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-fumi-abe-and-mic-nguyen-tickets-158019672093










     M E R C H




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     - Helix Sleep Mattress: $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian 







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    • 1 hr 21 min
    2 Messy Betches Gossin’ About Capitalism (w/ The Boys)

    2 Messy Betches Gossin’ About Capitalism (w/ The Boys)

    Mic dropped the ball and forgot to book a guest so we did what we do best — gossip about capitalism.




     U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! 




    Get tickets to Hack City Comedy Show 9/9 @ Union Hall in Brooklyn NYC

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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Let’s Get Toxic! (w/ Nori Reed)

    Let’s Get Toxic! (w/ Nori Reed)

    Incredibly funny comedian, writer, and honorary midwestern Asian Nori Reed joined the boys this week to deconstruct the meaning of “toxicity” in the cultural zeitgeist today and how it can sometimes maybe be a good thing!







     U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! 




    Get tickets to Hack City Comedy Show 9/9 @ Union Hall in Brooklyn NYC

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     M E R C H




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     - Helix Sleep Mattress: $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian 







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    • 1 hr 18 min
    Gravy Boat Worth of Asian C*m (w/ Peter Revello)

    Gravy Boat Worth of Asian C*m (w/ Peter Revello)

    This week Fumi and Mic welcome their first straight white guy guest, Peter Revello. Peter is an old friend from comedy and has had a tremendous amount of influence on Fumi and Mic’s development as comedians and straight guys. We talk about the number of white entertainers going alt-right to get more followers and try to cancel Pete so that he’ll be more successful.







     U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! 




    Get tickets to Hack City Comedy Show 9/9 @ Union Hall in Brooklyn NYC

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-fumi-abe-and-mic-nguyen-tickets-166710598889?aff=erelexpmlt







     M E R C H




    - WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch




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     - Helix Sleep Mattress: $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian 







     - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” 







     - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off!







    - THE SCRIPPS RESEARCH INSTITUTE: www.joinallofus.org/asiannotasian







    - HBO MAX: http://hbom.ax/ana2







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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Peter Kim Gives America a Spanking (w/ Peter Kim)

    Peter Kim Gives America a Spanking (w/ Peter Kim)

    Fumi rants about his first week in LA and how he keeps meeting hot young white women who listen to Joe Rogan. Mic got plastered at a birthday party and forgot his speech. Then Peter Kim joins the boys to talk all about hot white boys from the midwest and Korean spa culture!







     U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! 




    Get tickets to Hack City Comedy Show 8/21 @ Union Hall in Brooklyn NYC

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-fumi-abe-and-mic-nguyen-tickets-162930793389?aff=ebdssbdestsearch







     M E R C H




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     - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off!







    - THE SCRIPPS RESEARCH INSTITUTE: www.joinallofus.org/asiannotasian







    - HBO MAX: http://hbom.ax/ana2







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    • 1 hr 15 min

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