Dinner for Dessert Pomp, Erik & Mike Jones

The first 100 listeners to this episode will be rewarded with a block of USA’s finest government cheese. You’re welcome.

The saying "cool your pits" needs to make a comeback.

Like my mom used to say to me as a kid, “how can I possibly miss you if you won’t go away?”. Anyways, we’re back and we missed you jerks.

If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

There's reason to believe that Erik is on the Epstein list. This is awkward.

Public Service Announcement: If you sub out the tuna in your poke bowl with grilled chicken, you a) are a monster and b) are now just eating a grilled chicken salad.