Solid C+ Elizabeth Murphy
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- Society & Culture
This will be a a blunt, sarcastic, funny, shit show of a tale about my fight against breast cancer at 24 years old. Yep, I said 24. But, aside from cancer, I'm still a Gen-Z girl, so you know I've got some thoughts on our world. Buckle up.
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Exploding Scars
I am so glad that people are finally recognizing my celebrity status. Please send thoughts and prayers for my impending camera shoved up my a*****e moment.
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SOS @ My Skin
Radiation is finished, vibes are mediocre, and I'm hitting the streets of Boston again. Except not because Omicron is here and has made her presence known.
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Psychoanalyze Me
Everyone in this world needs a Nespresso, you're welcome in advance. Have you ever gone through life and realized the whole world has seen your tits? No? Just me? Okay, cool.
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Where is Harry Styles?
I can't shit, I can't sleep, and I can't feel my tits. Send emotional support dogs please and something to help me shit because good lord!
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A Month of Shit
Bed pans are not made for ladies like me. Also, what kind of drugs do they put in the anesthesia that makes you want to order $65 Nordstrom PJ's, just wondering.
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NSFW
I got needles shoved in my face so you know that shit is about to get good. Buckle up and hold on to your zucchinis.