Hypnosis for sleeping deeply - Jason Newland Jason Newland

Title: #1097 - Maths Genius - Let Me Bore You To Sleep

Episode Description:

Tune in for a uniquely engaging episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" with your host, Jason Newland. In this episode, Jason humorously takes on the role of a "maths genius," diving into a light-hearted and often humorous exploration of mathematical concepts meant to be more amusing than informative. As he fumbles through basic math, Jason's aim is to relax your mind rather than challenge it, making the complexities of mathematics unexpectedly soothing.

Join Jason as he attempts to explain the beauty of numbers in the simplest ways possible, often getting the maths wrong, which adds to the quirky charm of the episode. Whether discussing the intricacies of the two times table or the enigma of prime numbers, Jason's monologue is designed to be gently meandering and barely coherent—perfect for lulling his listeners into a state of drowsy contentment.

Special Features:

A playful and gentle approach to mathematics.
Comedic asides and personal anecdotes that add depth to the narrative.
A calming backdrop with no distracting music, focusing solely on Jason's voice.
This episode is perfect for anyone looking for a humorous twist on a nighttime routine, providing both laughter and a peaceful pathway to sleep. Let Jason's mathematically themed monologue be the unexpected lullaby for your evening.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed in a relaxed setting where you can listen with a light heart and a ready smile. Not suitable for mathematical exam preparation.

Release Date: 15th April 2024

Title: #1097 - Maths Genius - Let Me Bore You To Sleep

Episode Description:

Tune in for a uniquely engaging episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" with your host, Jason Newland. In this episode, Jason humorously takes on the role of a "maths genius," diving into a light-hearted and often humorous exploration of mathematical concepts meant to be more amusing than informative. As he fumbles through basic math, Jason's aim is to relax your mind rather than challenge it, making the complexities of mathematics unexpectedly soothing.

Join Jason as he attempts to explain the beauty of numbers in the simplest ways possible, often getting the maths wrong, which adds to the quirky charm of the episode. Whether discussing the intricacies of the two times table or the enigma of prime numbers, Jason's monologue is designed to be gently meandering and barely coherent—perfect for lulling his listeners into a state of drowsy contentment.

Special Features:

A playful and gentle approach to mathematics.
Comedic asides and personal anecdotes that add depth to the narrative.
A calming backdrop with no distracting music, focusing solely on Jason's voice.
This episode is perfect for anyone looking for a humorous twist on a nighttime routine, providing both laughter and a peaceful pathway to sleep. Let Jason's mathematically themed monologue be the unexpected lullaby for your evening.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed in a relaxed setting where you can listen with a light heart and a ready smile. Not suitable for mathematical exam preparation.

Release Date: 15th April 2024

Title: #1097 - Maths Genius - Let Me Bore You To Sleep

Episode Description:

Tune in for a uniquely engaging episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" with your host, Jason Newland. In this episode, Jason humorously takes on the role of a "maths genius," diving into a light-hearted and often humorous exploration of mathematical concepts meant to be more amusing than informative. As he fumbles through basic math, Jason's aim is to relax your mind rather than challenge it, making the complexities of mathematics unexpectedly soothing.

Join Jason as he attempts to explain the beauty of numbers in the simplest ways possible, often getting the maths wrong, which adds to the quirky charm of the episode. Whether discussing the intricacies of the two times table or the enigma of prime numbers, Jason's monologue is designed to be gently meandering and barely coherent—perfect for lulling his listeners into a state of drowsy contentment.

Special Features:

A playful and gentle approach to mathematics.
Comedic asides and personal anecdotes that add depth to the narrative.
A calming backdrop with no distracting music, focusing solely on Jason's voice.
This episode is perfect for anyone looking for a humorous twist on a nighttime routine, providing both laughter and a peaceful pathway to sleep. Let Jason's mathematically themed monologue be the unexpected lullaby for your evening.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed in a relaxed setting where you can listen with a light heart and a ready smile. Not suitable for mathematical exam preparation.

Release Date: 15th April 2024

Title: #1097 - Maths Genius - Let Me Bore You To Sleep

Episode Description:

Tune in for a uniquely engaging episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" with your host, Jason Newland. In this episode, Jason humorously takes on the role of a "maths genius," diving into a light-hearted and often humorous exploration of mathematical concepts meant to be more amusing than informative. As he fumbles through basic math, Jason's aim is to relax your mind rather than challenge it, making the complexities of mathematics unexpectedly soothing.

Join Jason as he attempts to explain the beauty of numbers in the simplest ways possible, often getting the maths wrong, which adds to the quirky charm of the episode. Whether discussing the intricacies of the two times table or the enigma of prime numbers, Jason's monologue is designed to be gently meandering and barely coherent—perfect for lulling his listeners into a state of drowsy contentment.

Special Features:

A playful and gentle approach to mathematics.
Comedic asides and personal anecdotes that add depth to the narrative.
A calming backdrop with no distracting music, focusing solely on Jason's voice.
This episode is perfect for anyone looking for a humorous twist on a nighttime routine, providing both laughter and a peaceful pathway to sleep. Let Jason's mathematically themed monologue be the unexpected lullaby for your evening.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed in a relaxed setting where you can listen with a light heart and a ready smile. Not suitable for mathematical exam preparation.

Release Date: 15th April 2024

Title: #29 A Cinderella-ish Story - Jason’s Bedtime Story Time

Episode Description:

Join Jason Newland for a whimsical twist on a classic tale in this episode of "Jason’s Bedtime Story Time." Dive into "A Cinderella-ish Story," where the mundane meets the magical in unexpected ways. This isn't your traditional fairy tale retelling. Instead, Jason presents a humorous and slightly absurd version of Cinderella, featuring characters like Oblivious with her mysterious flatulence and a penguin convinced his yo-yo has been stolen.

In Jason’s story, magical mishaps abound as a fairy godmother thinks she’s a goldfish and a prince who’s not interested in princesses. Prepare for bouts of laughter and bewildering turns as each character navigates the nonsensical narrative designed to amuse and, perhaps ironically, lull you to sleep with its bizarre charm.

Special Features:

An original and humorous spin on the Cinderella story, infused with Jason’s unique style of storytelling.
Engaging character quirks that provide a fresh take on the classic elements of fairy tales.
A narrative that combines the comfort of bedtime stories with the entertainment of comedic twists.
Whether you’re settling down for the night or in need of a light-hearted escape, this episode promises a mix of laughter and relaxation. Just remember to listen in a place where you can comfortably close your eyes and maybe even laugh yourself to sleep.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed when you're ready to relax or drift off to sleep, not suitable for serious meetings or while operating heavy machinery.

Release Date: 12th April 2024

Title: #29 A Cinderella-ish Story - Jason’s Bedtime Story Time

Episode Description:

Join Jason Newland for a whimsical twist on a classic tale in this episode of "Jason’s Bedtime Story Time." Dive into "A Cinderella-ish Story," where the mundane meets the magical in unexpected ways. This isn't your traditional fairy tale retelling. Instead, Jason presents a humorous and slightly absurd version of Cinderella, featuring characters like Oblivious with her mysterious flatulence and a penguin convinced his yo-yo has been stolen.

In Jason’s story, magical mishaps abound as a fairy godmother thinks she’s a goldfish and a prince who’s not interested in princesses. Prepare for bouts of laughter and bewildering turns as each character navigates the nonsensical narrative designed to amuse and, perhaps ironically, lull you to sleep with its bizarre charm.

Special Features:

An original and humorous spin on the Cinderella story, infused with Jason’s unique style of storytelling.
Engaging character quirks that provide a fresh take on the classic elements of fairy tales.
A narrative that combines the comfort of bedtime stories with the entertainment of comedic twists.
Whether you’re settling down for the night or in need of a light-hearted escape, this episode promises a mix of laughter and relaxation. Just remember to listen in a place where you can comfortably close your eyes and maybe even laugh yourself to sleep.

Listening Advisory: Best enjoyed when you're ready to relax or drift off to sleep, not suitable for serious meetings or while operating heavy machinery.

Release Date: 12th April 2024