104.X - The Ads Wes McClintock

Welcome to the final episode of 104.X - The Ads!
In this very special conclusion we sit back and watch as a great many companies try their best to stay relevant during a pandemic. If dealing with a pandemic wasn’t hard enough our lord and saviour “The Taj Mamall” has enslaved the entire population of the planet to “keep everyone safe”.
Oliver Cash returns with an offer you can’t refuse.
Also, adding another layer to this rapidly changing existence, we get a shocking announcement from Chippy Squiggles telling us the end of ads is near! Because of this news the biggest names in music step forward to create a pile of the catchiest last jingles you’ll ever hear!
This episode is brought to you by “Hidden Nature’s Vitamin Gummies” and “Manscrape”

Now that it's official that planet earth is dying all companies are having a race to see how much stuff they can sell before we cease to exist.
Extreme weather has made it impossible for citizens to get to their jobs, homelessness is rampant and some are refusing to eat what's left of food. 
In happier news "JFK Superstar" the musical is hitting Squeef Gardens for its final run so get your tickets!
This episode is brought to you by Ingredions and Canada Noose.

Extreme weather has made the planet uninhabitable so citizens are informed to stay in the air conditioned hallways of The Taj Ma Mall. All drugs are still legal but Chippy Squiggles seems to be the only one using them as the rest of civilization is busy planning their suicide. Food is barely edible and there's only one place to see animals anymore. 
 
This episode is sponsored by Farmer Simulator 2019 and Food Chutes. 

The Taj Ma Mall, Addictmatch.com and 104.X have partnered up to make all drugs legal! Chippy Squiggles is so excited and high he can barely get all of the commercials out of his mouth. If drugs aren't your thing be sure to check out a new religious grocery store chain, a theme park for doomed families or simply buy a new condo in the heart of what's left of your city. 
This episode is brought to you by Wordly and Ramps.com

Just in time for the holidays (completely coincidentally), 104.X is having a festive party in celebration for the increase in ad revenue from Christmas!
Capitalizing on the public's innate need to shop more at this time of year "The Ads" have more holiday deals, seasonal products and Christmas inspired shows that are sure to whet any consumers rabid appetite.
Classic rock bands who need fans take the stage for the First Annual "Bands Want In Christmas Adathon" which takes place at the now planet-sized Taj Ma Mall. The show is mandatory for all citizens so we will see you there! Bring your wallets, Merry Christmas!!

Music is officially dead and boy is 104.X happy about that. We learn that the government is chipping citizens, that caffeine has another ingestion method and Oliver Cash wants just two more things from you. 
 
This episode is brought to you by Suture-Self, Stealify, Witch-Fix and Fleshbooks.