What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
The It Hurts When IP Episode
Like that itch you can’t quite reach, 2 Broke Twimbos returns with another episode of the only podcast to be rated a 2 out of 10 by our friends, but a full 10 out of 10 by people who don’t know us. Dan & Phil are back, and they put on their thinking caps to discuss IP theft, such as BMW with Kwesta’s song, and Somizi having dinner on TV. The education continues with a decalcifying of collective pineal glands before a sudden interruption cuts the show short. Enjoy!
The God Wins Fights Episode
Comrades, we deliver to you a fresh new episode of your fav podcast, hot and steaming like a stream of pee into a Grammy. In this episode, Dan & Phil celebrate some things, but also express dismay at others, such as the downfall of married WAP, the revelation of Kanye West’s art of the deal, and when it is appropriate to throw hands. This episode marks the first appearance of the show’s producer Goddie in the studio, monitoring the 2 Broke Twimbos to ensure they don’t step out of line, and in return, they serve him an education to keep his third eye open. And naturally, there’s plenty of new music to check out, enjoy!
The Keep It Clean Episode
We’re late with it, we know. But did you die? Here’s a brand new episode of the most Shazamed podcast in the world, 2 Broke Twimbos is back! Dan & Phil make up for lost time with hot takes on the events of the week, as well as an in-depth analysis of the lessons our third eyes can learn from the Clicks debacle in South Africa. A bonus is the important lesson that everyone must learn before going on TV and saying that dark-skinned girls are dirty. Of course, there’s loads of new music to check out too, especially since we didn’t do any music last week, enjoy!
The He Is Not Dead Episode
The 2 Broke Twimbos have heavy hearts, but the show must go on, and it does with a brand new episode of the only podcast to appeal to both Adele and Beenie Man. Dan & Phil express their feelings about the tragic loss of Chadwick Boseman to colon cancer, a heartfelt tribute is in order. The mood gets even lower when they discuss Lady Zamar’s rape accusations against Sjava, trigger warning for this section. However, the two make a solid effort to also include some stories to lighten the mood, using complex humour and convoluted wit. Well, poop. This is an emotional one, enjoy
The Woketopians Episode
This week, the most earth-shattering and life-changing news to ever be reported in the history of humanity came out. And yet, the 2 Broke Twimbos managed to collect themselves enough to sit down and record a brand new episode, despite dealing with the news that Messi was leaving Barcelona. Once again the 2 Broke Twimbos apply complex economic fundamentals to critically analyze the changes to Ecocash limits, namely “how many quarter chickens can you buy?” They also discuss the new top running speed of the coronavirus, more celebrity shenanigans, a review of the new album King’s Disease by Nas, and an educational lesson from the Republican National Convention across the pond. And of course, new music before we listen to some words of wisdom from none other than Bun B about the situation with Meg Thee Stallion and Tory Lanez.
The Things Are Not Oke Episode
Attention Bantu Knot wearers, welcome to another episode of the only podcast to ever have featured on Ezomgido. We’ve made it through another week in this place, and what a week it’s been. From viral concerns to international news embarrassments, we saw it all. And the 2 Broke Twimbos are here to give you context using mathematical analysis and psychometric evaluations. The duo also review Burna Boy’s new album Twice As Tall, then check out some new music. Enjoy!