36 episodes

Ever desire to disassociate from humanity? Relate more to frogs, jellyfish, bugs, worms and toxic slime? Are you interested in the obscure, freaky, weird, bizarre and unusual oddities of nature, which are much cooler than us? Then this is the show for you!

The biology podcast that scientists, teachers and parents would rather pretend does not exist, as we mock the natural abominations which own this planet, and the people who refuse to realize this!

We are a satirical, absurdist, gonzo, troll, parody, comedy show! We twist facts, lie and over-exaggerate! Do NOT believe any LIES we feed you!

Darwin's Deviations The House of the Atmospheric Coelenterata

    • Comedy

Ever desire to disassociate from humanity? Relate more to frogs, jellyfish, bugs, worms and toxic slime? Are you interested in the obscure, freaky, weird, bizarre and unusual oddities of nature, which are much cooler than us? Then this is the show for you!

The biology podcast that scientists, teachers and parents would rather pretend does not exist, as we mock the natural abominations which own this planet, and the people who refuse to realize this!

We are a satirical, absurdist, gonzo, troll, parody, comedy show! We twist facts, lie and over-exaggerate! Do NOT believe any LIES we feed you!

    We Were Interviewed by Pods Like Us!

    We Were Interviewed by Pods Like Us!

    Check out our amazing interview by Marv from Pods Like Us Podcast HERE

    ...or follow his podcast at marvsmooth.podbean.com

    Support Marv by following him on Instagram @podslikeus or on twitter @podslikeus

    If you wish to follow Marv through his daily podcast listening, check his Blog Marv’s Midlife Meanderings at marvsmidlifemeanderings.blogspot.com

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    Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

    • 2 min
    Tracing Darwin: A Somber Synchrony

    Tracing Darwin: A Somber Synchrony

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    Outro music "Tropical Dawn" obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

    • 31 min
    Tracing Owls - OUR NEW PODCAST!!!

    Tracing Owls - OUR NEW PODCAST!!!

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    On Tracing Owls, we will be covering cryptids, aliens, paranormal phenomena, high strangeness, anomalies, obscurities, natural curiosities and general weirdness, as we attempt to catalogue the overlooked, spotlight the disregarded, and remind that the cosmic expanse is much greater than our understanding of it!

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    Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for creating this amazing podcast artwork! The idea was to have a barn owl cast the shadows of Braxie and Mothman... with its wings! Thus the outline of a mundane little cutey animal is traced onto monstrously eerie silhouettes... which are open to further interpretation 😀

    I cannot thank Christina enough for this wonderful artwork which conveys all my ideas of unity between high strangeness and the natural world, so I highly encourage you to check out her work!

    Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare

    If you wish to proudly display your weirdness and decorate your physical vessel with a very sexy Braxie, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even different variations of horny bunnies (jackalopes), all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/

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    • 1 min
    Fauxtopsy!

    Fauxtopsy!

    A mysterious cardboard box arrives at the doorstep of an aspiring web sleuth, who soon finds himself entangled in the unexpected absurdity of another dimension. A dimension not only of...sound, it's a podcast, but of (unsound) mind. A journey into an abhorrent wasteland whose boundaries are that of... well... there are no boundaries, pretty bottom of the barrel here...

    His next stop, the Darwinverse!

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    This cinematic masterpiece was written, recorded, edited... and scripted, acted, produced... and directed by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Investigator

    No fruit was harmed during the making of this scene (cuz I murdered it beforehand)

    Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE

    Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional)

    If you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE

    ...or, If you are, like me, ashamed of exposing your disturbing podcast preferences to the public, then head on over to Patreon and give them some support! 

    Support independent niche creators, because who else is going to provide detailed, objective medical information on the condition of a victim's remains, other than random "true crime" podcasters investigating from the comfort of their own home? 

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    Collaboration scene from Episode 19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread LISTEN TO IT HERE

    Episode Art was created using Microsoft Paint. You can obtain it for free, by installing a Windows OS on any cheap ass PC. You don't even need to be a graphic designer 😱

    • 6 min
    19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread

    19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread

    Death, Decay, Murder, Blood, Vampires...and other keywords which will make this episode more visible to the edgelords of the internet! Today we appease the Cosmic Joker and bring you a morbidly absurd April Fools experience! Yes, watermelons can be vampires too, and no, we are not pranking you. No siree. It's a real thing, just look at the sources below. I'm not making this stuff up. No really...it is a genuine traditional belief...as is killing the elderly with bread! No wait! I can explain! Damn, just listen to the episode... unless you're vegan! Or an old person. Or Serbian. Or a representative of the vampire pumpkin majority! Or... sane, in any sort of way :P

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    Huge THANK YOU!!! to Autopsy. Podcast for falling victim to our April Fools pranks!..and relieving us of the dreadful curse!

    Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE

    Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional)

    Also, if you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE

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    Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com

    Intro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com

    Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

    (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast)

    SOURCES:

    Wikipedia: Vampire pumpkins and watermelons

    Talk Page for above article

    Wikipedia: Petar Blagojević

    Wikipedia: Lapot

    Wikipedia: Sin-eater

    The vampire ground fruit of the Balkans

    Will a watermelon left out at night turn into a vampire?

    Vampire tourism: Kisiljevo in Serbia is where vampire Petar Blagojevich ‘lived’

    Reddit: Is the Serbian tradition of “Lapot” myth or reality?

    Sinful suppers: Sin-eating in England and Wales

    The Worst Freelance Gig in History Was Being the Village Sin Eater

    Bojan Jovanović (1997), Ritual of Killing Elders as a Scientific Myth

    Wilson, Damon (2004). The World's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries. New York: Barnes and Noble Books

    • 40 min
    18½. Chasing Owls: Bedazzlement of the Cosmic Joker

    18½. Chasing Owls: Bedazzlement of the Cosmic Joker

    We have finally reached 1,500 plays!!! As a special treat for achievingly achieving this achievement, we have decided to gracefully make you cringe by doing our very first non-scripted, non-acted episode! I talk about why I have been a lazy bum the past month, expand upon my concepts and theories of the Cosmic Joker and Hierarchies of Nature and Reality... and talk some more nonsense about high strangeness, abstract realities, the Flatwoods Monster (Braxie), mythology and my own awkwardness!

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    Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for inspiring this whole conversation, and for letting us feature her magnificent Braxie artwork!!! This awesome art piece may be purchased HERE

    Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare

    If you wish to proudly display your weirdness and decorate your physical vessel with the very sexy Braxie, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even different variations of horny bunnies, all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/

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    For more on the Hierarchies of Nature and Reality, check our Episode 12. Volvox: Corporate Unification of Systematic Multicellularity

    For more on the Cosmic Joker, otherworldly entities and the psycho-social aspects of the paranormal, check our Episode 18. Extradimensional Psychological Entities

    For more info on the book I mentioned, titled "Quest for the Unknown: Bizarre Phenomena" check it out on Amazon

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    Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com

    Intro/Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror)  3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com

    Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

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    FURTHER READING:

    Cosmic Joker

    Trickster

    Psychosocial hypothesis

    HighStrangeness (Subreddit)

    Charles Fort

    Forteana

    Anomalous Weather

    Entombed animal

    Flatwoods monster

    Mothman

    Fresno Nightcrawler

    Indrid Cold

    Gray Barker

    Flatwoods Monster Solved!

    • 30 min

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