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Buckle up you mall rats! The end times are here, literally. This is the end. The last time I, your nameless author have to write another description late at night drunk, obviously. The boys, in their death rolls, decide to finally tell everyone their origin stories. That's right, full ark front to back, snake eating tail, big dick circle time! This ain't no weak ass George RR Martin joint, we going out on top, not quietly into the night! Bill Pullman style! Corey; The Rise of Law man Meaner. Nick; Teen Mall Miyagi after dark. Collin; Forgot to prep Assault and Bat-tery.. Joey; Who Peeks the Peekums. Crank that Vitamin C, hold back those big ugly tears, and take this final ride with us!Important Talking Points: Learning Back-flips Because Embarrassment, Bod Cast 2024, Dracula 3000Titties, Everyone Needs a Bat to the Face, Joey is NOT Big PeekumsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

On a quest to find the best kids animated cartoon channel, the Boys open up their baby hearts about their top 5 favorite cartoons. Along the way they discover things that really aren't all that surprising, such as Corey has never not been old and Collin was always poor. So strap in as the boys lay down the super totally objective facts about the definitive kids animated networks. Important talking points: Mega Spine with a Baby Heart, PigBoatBananaCricket, Hey I'm Arnold F*** You, The B-50 Who?, Regret The Hitman Hart Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Have you ever been spooked? Scared? Gotten the heebee geebees? Well Joey sure hasn't so the other three boys decide to talk about their deepest fears and phobias in order to help Joey understand what it is like to be a fearful mortal. Snakes, spiders, and existential dread, oh my! Take me to spook town because it's time to wet the bed and not in that awesome kinky way where you fill up tube socks with ocean water and start a tidal spanking...I mean, hey here is our Halloween episode where Nick is afraid of being stuck in tubes or something.Important Talking Points: Jeff Bezos Wants to Eat Your Cookies, Justin Long: Fact or Fiction, Wet 90's Cookies, Scary Poppins and the Prisoner of Tight Spaces, No Talking in the Die-braryWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Still trapped in their homes, desperate for any semblance of normalcy, the creative spark in their collective eye, dwindling, as monotony's cold yet enticing embrace slowly encroaches on them, siphoning any interesting or new things to talk about, our boys are left in a dire situation, even the editor, desperate to bat away the dull day-to-day in any way he can, Googling things like, "Sentence Structure", and "How many commas is too many commas?", like did this dude even pass English?**, with their backs against the wall, the description becoming more and more of an unreadable mess, the VRTalk boys attempt to fight back against monotony's devious seductions the only thing they know how...remembering things.Starring: Bullying, Depression, More Depression, Public Masturbation, More Bullying, Lizard People?, and the most Corey ass Corey thing that Corey has ever Corey-ed.**Editors Note: A topical reference actually pertaining to the content of the episode even though he had no real intention of doing so, and just thought it was funny to dunk on himself. Signed, The Editor talking about himself in third person Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Break out the Candles and cake because it's Birthday time! With one of our very special boy's celebrating his most recent revolution around the sun, the VRT crew decide to break into their mind vaults and share their best and worst birthdays of all time. You'll Laugh, you'll cry, and you'll start to notice some disturbing patterns as these birthday boys open up their hearts and other peoples wallets for your entertainment.Important Talking Points: Double Brother Birthday, Fat Cake, The Dunking Begins, I wish I was 22 again, Uno Reverse - Draw Poor, Ending up at CahootsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on VRTalk, while Collin is on vacation, the rest of the crew just happened to be talking about vacations. So Obviously Joey talks about Power Rangers, Corey has hard opinions about things, and Nick makes up another totally real person he talks to. Throw in a pinch of audio problems and technical difficulties, and you got yourself another classic At-Home Edition of Very Real Talk! But this time is about their most memorable vacations.Important Talking Points: Solving Problems With Facebook Angry Faces, Kurt Douglas: "Fact" Checker, Breaking Down To Benjamin, Vacation From Money, Blood is Thicker Than Milk Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com