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Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
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We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
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One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap? 
Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christmas Prince, Three Wise Men and a Baby, When I Think of Christmas, and Long Lost Christmas.
Join us for Episode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
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This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby.
Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
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This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses.
Also, we share our week 3 movie rankings for A Magical Christmas Village; Lights, Camera, Christmas; All Saints Christmas; and A Maple Valley Christmas.
Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
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A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one!
Also, we share our week 2 movie rankings for A Cozy Christmas Inn, Jolly Good Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Always, and Christmas Bedtime Stories.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 
Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter or check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com