HOUR OF THE BARBARIAN Phil Vera / Ryan Harkins / Chris Dodge

On this CSFW (Completely Safe For Work) edition of HOTB, we tackle more highbrow discourse along the lines of bad toupee tales, reasons Hell actually sucks, The Cleveland-Pittsburgh War of 1984: The Yinzer Years, body shaming Iggy Pop, Ryan’s hash smoking tutorial, blindfolded vintage floor tasting with Dodgy Shithead, racist riffs, scoring 50p in a single beg, Backne, cold IPAs, New Doom, being in a state of Groef, reimagining Old Grover’s logo, the keys to the Lamborghini, Phil & His Oppressors….

And on this week’s episode, the boys engage in highly intellectual discourse regarding shower toads, favorite Fireside Chat shows, fantasy troll metal, the power violence canoe, Guy Collider, The Porno Grind Museum vs. The Gore Grind Museum, incorrectly drinking the cream of Mother Earth, Glenn Miller’s
exclusion from The Hall Of Brass, pouring hard, the woman hole, Arizona: California’s Backpack, 12 year olds and Pizza Rolls, Dodgy S******d, The Daily Bleaurgh gazette, the Skank Room, dog bars…

The October surprise! Our latest podcast for the Year 30 featuring fireside chats about our favorite old diseases, unhairs, Rambo's trail of glitter and slobber, not being in our prime, a box of crickets, Fat Dodge, the Weekly Browns Report, G. Frey, split memoirs with Agathocles, Dirk's Terror Tavern, the HOTB T-shirt/cumrag threadcount, Pizza Face Brewery, Hate Vern, love for Primitive Man & Floaters, being Trump's racism think tank, and of course... fucking Cop Rock!
Brews courtesy of Eagle Rock Brewery, Niki Grasso, Grill Em All, Belching Beaver, and Ryan's visit to a Japanese market.

The vintage episode we sat on thinking it would get better with age, filled with our usual high-brow academic dissertations on matters of great significance like Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache, resting your balls on every surface of your home, Top 5 PCP stories, cushion fucking, canceled Spazz reunion, Binaca, disregarding Blake, Iron Michael, Top 5 Stories Being Mexican, garbage fucking to Doom, Affliction gear & hair plugs.

Special guest barbarian Jeremy Raub from Eagle Rock Brewery!  ERB's 10th Anniversary Bash - Jan 18th, hot dog water IPAs, bong water IPAs, Beer For Ryan, JR and the Dumpers, shooting arrows into a day care center, sellouts, humulus lupulus, the rich New Belgium waitress, black loggers, history lessons by Municipal Waste, the Cosmic Eye You're Cut Off collab beer, cheating on Pepe's, Alter Bridge cutting in line, rodeo nazis, weed logic, humping hump meat, our first ticket giveaway, lots of belching....

The Punisher Window, De Natte Gijt, Slayer's pizza review on Yelp, Trve Brewing, Trappist Euro & UK outing, Mike Hess, Mike Ness, Glemm Danzig, Bob Zombie, goat marriage, Masters of Impression and Illusion, Wayfinder Beer, Top 5... Go!, crusty English creatures, golfing with Mario Lopez, wrestling Frank Stallone, when old Italian guys go on tour, Andrew "Grapefruit" Solis, David Lee Armstrong, the Chunnel, Bibleman...