I Wouldn't Say No Yelena Kolova & Deirdre Lyons-Keefe

It’s January 29th but you’re STILL wishing people a “Happy New Year”? Then this episode is for you, ya sicko. We recorded this approximately 45 weeks ago, on the very first weekend of 2020, immediately after eating a sack of shit at Arby’s. Spoiler alert! We reflect on 2019, what we did, what we didn’t do? Travels, accomplishments, failures, greatest bops . How did we do in our first sort of year of having a podcast, trying to keep up with the youth? Rhetorical question. Tune in to find out what in the world we ate at Arby’s and what you look forward to in the coming year of following our glorious endeavor.

Good golly, does life happen or what? Put THAT on a t-shirt. Deirdre and I have been living an international lives of mystery, aka buried in our day jobs, travel and doing the boring things that make us human. But hey! that didn't stop us from having new experiences. I got a facial and am getting therapied! And Deirdre saved up all her little avocado toasts to buy a house. Plus, geriatric drivers and pierogies galore. Tune in, drop out yawwwl!!

Are you ready for the glory of the Sunday Homestyle Chicken™? The SCENT of the Country Store, stocked to the brim with plastic Americana? Then come on down to Cracker Barrel, brother. Deirdre and I visit this quaint lil chain for the first time in our lives and bite off a piece of US history. Also on this episode: facials, we don’t deserve Normani, Deirdre accepts being a jock, MORE tarot readings and so much more.

What’s all the noyz about Olsen Twins? Find out on this brand new episode. We welcome a decorated cultural scholar, and dear friend, David Bruner to discuss two film masterpieces. We dive head on into the classic Olson twins films, “It Takes Two” and “Passport To Paris” and what the Dualstar bazillionaires are up to now. But first, I’m back to jade rollin’ this ass, Lizzo changed our lives, the “Big Little Lies” finale and which muppets are our astrological signs. Join us for both shits and giggles.

“I made my money the old fashioned way - pure dumb luck.” - Steve Guttenburg, after inventing the cellphone.

We’re all stars now, in the horse show! On this episode we feature an extended Youth Delegate segment and dive into “Euphoria,” HBO’s new teen drawma. Before that, the unbridled joy of Paddington 2. Did the Bagel Boss guy teach me math? Do you like it when your in-laws visit? Are you jade rolling your face and is that a real thing? All on this week’s episode, little angels.

Tell your best friends and worst enemies about our little podcast, follow us on Instagram (@iwouldntsaynopod) and please for the love of god leave your GLOWING reviews on Apple Podcasts.

In episode 8, we welcome our illustrious second guest, Ben Morgan: beloved friend, co-creator of “Welcome to Juggalo Mountain” and notorious cat daddy. We dig into Chuck Tingle’s erotic trilogy “Space Raptor Butt Trilogy,” rank paper towels, discuss Deirdre’s wack-ass aura reading, Yerba Mate “culture” and reminisce on Woodstock ‘99 (I love u, Fred).

Listen until the end for Ben's earnest plea that you subscribe and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify to heal your lifelong depression.

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