Ketchup Survival News with Bill

 - Dead Woman is Not
 - Store Clerk Battered with Slim Jims
 - Dog Shoots Man in Kansas
 - Inmate Who Cut Out His Own Eyes Seeks Clemency
 - Teacher Bomb Threat
 - Topless Church Rampage
 - McDonald's Removed Add Next to Crematorium
 - Mom’s Body Found in Chicago Freezer
 - Woman Charged in Poultry Pummel
 - Doctor Ate Feces to Study a Disease
 - Sailor Survived on Ketchup
 - Attempted Gravy Gunfire
There are a lot of interesting people in the world, and I somehow seem to one again found a bizarre crosssection of them... go figure!   After listening to this, please go and do something nice for your mom...   that is a lesson that the people in these stories need to take to heart as well!