Ladyfingers Cole Steffensen & Gabriel Coleman

I was just talking about you, I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight! It's really, uh, sharp, don't you think? You know, black is this year's pink. You deserve each other, this hat and you. You're both so smart! You deserve each other, so here, out of the goodness of my heart.

Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle,

There’s been some confusion on our rooming here at Shiz. But of course I’ll rise above it, for I know that’s how you’d want me to respond. Yes there’s been some confusion for you see my roommate is unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.