17 episodes
Not My Favorite Hero Theodoros Blue
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- Comedy
Recorded live in Pacific City, the largest city on the west coast, in the basement of the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway-House Hideout (the SSSHH-HH.) The golden yet defamed hero the Diamond Dairy-air is joined by his co-host Fissure, a powerful villain with hero potential. Every week we interview our favorite heroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.
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S.2 FINALE! Cotton Mouth (Connor Corsentino)
Returning from a crazy long 1 month break the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure discuss the Wiffle Ball Finals, Fissure's stand against the PP, and the milk is officially un-F*CKed with! Then we learn about inner earth, lizard people, PP highschool, the Desert, first kiss/kills, and the soothing sensation of a warm rock with Cottonmouth!
AS WELL AS the truth behind the milk prophesy and stick around for the Diamond Dairy-air to lose all his friends! Loneliness! Betrayal! and More!
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson
fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson
(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -
S.2 EP.8 Black Head (Derek Schoonover)
This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure are stickier than usual! Black Head teaches us about ether bars, estate sales, confidence paint, the joy of killing, heavy thoughts, Kevin's lil buns, scoliosis of the penis, and the difference between juice and Jews.
Plus! The Diamond Dairy-Air found a milk prophesy, had a meeting with big nut, and snaps!
And more plus! Fissure is fresh off a 5 day honey bath and sells explicit photos of the Diamond Dairy-Air to the media!
Black Head: Derek Schoonover
FB&Insta: @dontbefun
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S.2 EP.7 Crimson Tide (Rachel Ayres)
This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure go through Girls Maturation with Crimson Tide. We learn about the flow, the patriarchy and the Pacific Protectors, the power of Midol, the super wage gap, and how to empathize with women!
Plus! There is even more than what's listed above, ya know? Fissure got back from a Villain's Retreat and the Diamond Dairy-Air is innitiated into the secret milk society, the 2%!
Plus! An after-credit scene just like in a real super hero movie! WOW!
Crimson Tide: Rachel Ayres
Insta: @rachelayres17
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -
S.2 E.6 Semi-Translucent Man (Steve Johnson)
This week Semi-Translucent Man teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about water combat on land, Shamanman's Tiny Tikes, balancing your bowel chakra, and toes. Plus he gets the boys high on him!
And, plus, there is more! Meet Diamond Dairy-Air's cat Lil' Cream and Fissure opens up about his scratchy addiction.
Semi-Translucent Man: Steve Johnson
Insta: @funny.for.today
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -
S.2 E.5 Captain Priapism (David Anderson)
This week Captain Priapism teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about global politics, super wars, nuclear vs. herbal boner pills, Chernobyl, the solution to world hunger, his seamen, conflict resolution, and what gets him hard and soft.
And! Hear about Fissure's close call with insest, and the Diamond Dairy-Air's long nap.
Captain Priapism: David Anderson
Insta: @davidanderson61385
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -
S.2 E.4: Archive (Jon Hodge)
This week Archive stretches the 3rd eyes of the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure with his in depth knowledge of milk pasturization, the PP Pre-Crime Unit, Brain Kegels, the $52.99 program, and morals.
And! Hear about Fissures big balls, and DD's new super suit: Smock:67.
Archive: Jon Hodge
Insta: @5299program
Seeking enlightenment and increased office productivity?!?!?!?!!!???? 5299program.com
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/