Nugatory Quest Taylor Smith and Neil Orr

Twenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions. 

The hapless population of the planet was forced to reduce, reuse and recycle like their very lives depended on it. 

 

Now, on the eve of the anniversary of that terrible time, a new threat emerges. One that will determine once and for all the fate of mid-Spring pseudo holidays.

Just when you thought it was safe to throw out that tetra-pack it's...

 

EARTH DAY II: THE RE-EARTHENING

 

Rated PG-13 for strong language and graphic composting

 

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Des Guys

2. How Will I know?

3. Malboro

4. February 10, 2013

5. Rovers

6. Carl the Car Builder

Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine! 

 

*Michael Caine used Thundershock. It was super effective.*

 

COURSE MATERIALS:

 

1. Old Mitt

2. Coke Nail

3. A-Koo-Pew-Koo

4. Worst Giraffe Ever

5. Only the Good Die Hard

6. Rusha Housh

Taylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, no. Stop. Quit while you're ahead boys. You don't know what you're talking about. Stop digging that hole. Seriously just stop.

 

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Black Bread

2. Milwaukee

3. Weekend at Gorbies

4. Catchers & Hitters

5. Pottering

6. Aquamarine

Mild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '70s Show. He has survived and been rebuilt as the smoothest, coolest and rawest robot cop you'll ever meet. Now he's on a one bot mission to clean up the streets from the filth he swore on his dead family or something to avenge. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars or whatever. Explosions! 

 

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Flag

2. Brother Huey

3. Lady Antebellum

4. Velocicontractor

5. Taste the Wax Tadpole

6. Rawbo Cop

In which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf. 

 

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Dre M.D

2. Pop Artist

3. Santa Maria

4. Blue Whales

5. Mr. Nastic

6. WAR

Oh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy!

Yes yoo are! 

Yes yoo are!

Hoosabooboo! Hoosabooboo numnum?!

Hoochaboochoohrrggllleeee!

 

COURSE MATERIALS

1. Yukon Devil Farmer

2. Daddy Fine Things

3. Antonio

4. Topsy

5. Kentucky Drift

6. 'Sappnin'