Old Rich People Go To Farms Dave Koval & Connor Dunster
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Connor and Dave take you on a magical journey. To the centre of your SOUL. With JOKES. And PLOT TWISTS. And BEER.
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Episode 9 - Bitcoins for Buttles
"Hey look they finally updated", you think in your smug head as you do your smug white people things that you are so smug about. WELL OKAY ITS BEEN A WHILE. That's why you are lucky enough to get a video out of it! And in it there is tons of cat abuse. Like a metric dick-ton. That's a lot more than usual. Some people totally watched. I made facial expressions. Connor sat in the background. Fuck microphones. And communism, RIGHT? Larry Sanders. Direct Link
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Episode 8 - You Ruined It
Good gravy Miss Mravy, this one was fun. Our shadow guest Jesse lurked in the.....darker part of the room for most of the episode. We had more terrible voices like the Grizzled Boxing Promoter and Old Grandma Who Likes To Tell Boring Stories. Those are both terrible examples because they both only lasted a couple seconds. We had long talks about growing up scrambling for cable porn and you know, other fun topics that will make you click play. Oh yeah, old people spicing up their sex lives. That should be a winner. If that hasn't convinced you then I absolutely REFUSE to continue typ You Ruined It by Old Rich People Go To Farms on Mixcloud Direct Link
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Episode 7: Plug Your Buttle: Now in Distortcast!
Well we're back for another week in Full Distort cast (Because we shout into the microphones). We Browse Reddit, Discuss how crappy the 90's were and Dave tells us about his sexual awakening that was growing up in England. Turn down your volume and turn up your enjoyment! Or whatever don't. Plug Your Buttle by Old Rich People Go To Farms on Mixcloud Direct Link
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Episode 6 - Kristi Leave Me Alone
Check it OUT, our first video podcast! We totally did this live but nobody watched other than this Kristi girl who would NOT shut UP the ENTIRE TIME. (Kristi we honestly love you so much thanks for being a champ). Well we talked about football and suspensions and drugs and drank SOME BEERS cause AMERICA THATS WHY YOU FUCKING KRAUTS. I have a huge patriotic hardon right now and I have to go be alone for a while. Direct Link
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Old Rich People Go To Farms Theme Song
OMG I made a theme song! I mean stole it. Wait, I'm honestly not sure if anyone cares. Yeah I stole it. Click here to hear the ORPGTF Theme Song
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Episode 5: Jack The Ripper Was Misunderstood
This episode was kinda short, and filled with a clusterfuck for the first 10 minutes. Because two people we knew wouldn't shut the fuck up. Let's just call them......Gylan....and......Boston.....(BECAUSE THAT RHYMES WITH THEIR ACUTAL NAMES). Some guy tried to chirp us so WE STRAIGHT UP SMOKED HIS BITCH ASS. Like a ham. Snoop was in a horror movie. GET OFF MY PLANE. Drunk. Jack The Ripper Was Misunderstood by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on Mixcloud Direct Link