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The Bruce Is Loose! That is to say, the Bruce is a rapist. Nathan's away but that wasn't going to stop Droo and Riordan spending 50 minutes almost exclusively talking about one of the great Krummupance slash own goals ever witnessed. So roll away the (Philosophers) stone and crack open the Defamber of secrets, because as we always say, you can't defame a rapist.

EGG ON OUR NORKS: after unfortunate new details about Kate Middleton's condition came to light this week, will the PMP boys reconsider their position and perhaps walk back some of their recent 'defamebery' content, or foolishly double down in true PMP style?

We also try to diagnose Hagrid's learning difficulties and serve some much needed Viktor Krumuppance to the mouth-breathing degenerates running around at Channel 7.

Consider this week’s pod our love letter to SHAME 🥰 🥰 a much maligned and misunderstood virtue, and possibly our last defence against the depraved horrors of tiktok culture... 

We also discuss the follies of 'whistlecore' music, spicy food, horny AI, and rugby league entrepreneurship.

This week we try our hand at some Jungian dream analysis, delving deep into Riordan’s subconscious to find a surprise appearance from Michael Jordan and an even more surprising appearance from long-forgotten relic of Australian comedy - Akmal! 

We also pay tribute to a beloved Harry Potter character who was the victim of an all-time snubbing at this year’s Oscars, dispel the myth that New Zealanders are funny and, in the wake of the Sam Kerr controversy, ask the timely question - is racial abuse always a bad thing? 

INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY: this week we reveal the identity of the top Australian politician accused of being a Chinese spy, and while he may not be handsome or suave or even vaguely mobile like 007, he does have at least as much gross sex with foreign ladies 😬

We also talk about Churchill’s legendary love of platypuses and stimulants and Columbus’s legendary love of ramen and anime, as well as Diddy’s dastardly deeds!

This week we were lucky enough to witness Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci in full flight as he put on a masterclass in price gouging, media relations and just generally being a fresh food person 🥕

We also explore the tense relationship between security guards and frolicking gays, revisit an all time blunder from Hollywood’s night of nights and try to navigate the fine line between constructive feedback and child abuse