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Its Louise's last show, Patches the puppy is trapped in the Giant Piddleton Sink Hole and Mary Bishops hot dogs in a cup are proving both offensive and life threatening. Archie Bank reviews the Piddleton Talent Show, which features everything from a mime artist trapped in a real box to a seven year old performing The Tequila Song. Conwenna Collins advises a mother to start cyber bullying her screen-obsessed son and helps our own Producer Rob face up to his feelings for Louise.
Can the community of Piddleton work together to rescue Patches? Will Rob be able to convince Louise to stay? And will anyone turn up to Dharma Sunshine's latest event 'Whittling For Singles'? Tune in to Piddleton FM to find out.

Piddleton wakes to an eggs-istential crisis when the chickens of Manor Way Farm stop laying eggs due to stress. Louise comes under her own stress due pressures from her boyfriend and a calamity of an interview with BBC radio broadcaster Dominic King who she tricks into coming on to the show. Archie Banks reviews an appalling recorder concert by the students of St Marys Primary which made his ears bleed. And agony aunt Conwenna Collins advises one caller to go to war with their neighbours and another to have a frank conversation about death with their five year old daughter.

Two towns, both alike without dignity,
In fair Piddleton, where it's about to go down,
From ancient grudge break to petty crimes,
Where careless butchers make vegans fancy bacon.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take to the clocktower;
Whose millennial piteous overthrows
Do with their melodrama bury their parents' strife.

The town of Piddleton is on tenter hooks after 11 year old Jimmy Wilton has got his arm stuck is the precious 'Giant Piddleton Catfish' statue. Archie Banks reviews the A Level arts show at St Matthews Comprehensive which left him with a migraine and we get more psychotic advice from agony aunt Conwenna Collins. We'll also get all the details on the new dating event coming to Piddleton: 'Shrapnel Hunting for Singles' from Dharma Sunshine.

This week in Piddleton we meet the man campaigning to remove seeds from all baked goods sold in the area, visit the Giant Piddleton Sink Hole where Mary Bishop is selling novelty plugs and chat to Shirley McAdams who's ex boyfriend has been filling her road with grit in an act of jealous rage. We also find out the 'Welcome to Piddleton' sign has been graffitied to say 'Welcome to Pissleton'. Our criminal crackdown team OAP Private Investigators will be doing all they can to catch the perpetrator.