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"This call maybe recorded for quality and training purposes." That's us, Lara & Tanya. Two chicks who have over 4 decades of customer service and call center time combined. Now we are sharing our most bonkers stories! We also want to hear YOUR stories. Send them to qasincucumber@yahoo.com and you might just hear them on an episode!

Q as in Cucumber Podcast Lara Mack & Tanya Edwards

    • Comedy

"This call maybe recorded for quality and training purposes." That's us, Lara & Tanya. Two chicks who have over 4 decades of customer service and call center time combined. Now we are sharing our most bonkers stories! We also want to hear YOUR stories. Send them to qasincucumber@yahoo.com and you might just hear them on an episode!

    The Great McMuffin Tragedy

    The Great McMuffin Tragedy

    This week we dive into some listener emails with the most bizarre call of all time, old people threats, and the theory of the "Haves" and the "Have to Serves". 
    We also check out McMuffin Cops meltdown and the hilarious parody video sent over by our super fan Karen... #notallkarens
    #mcmuffincop
     

    • 1 hr 20 min
    BONUS Episode from The Parent Memoirs: Lori Vallow Part II: Screwing with Charles

    BONUS Episode from The Parent Memoirs: Lori Vallow Part II: Screwing with Charles

    This week I am struggling with editing our last episode. So for a little treat to hold you over, please enjoy part II of our Lori Vallow series from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs! Enjoy!
    This week on The Parent Memoirs we continue our deep dive series on Lori Vallow. We explore what poor Charles Vallow did to try and save his marriage, his wife, his kids, and his own life. 
    Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140
    This week on The Parent Memoirs we continue our deep dive series on Lori Vallow. We explore what poor Charles Vallow did to try and save his marriage, his wife, his kids, and his own life.  Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140 
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    This is an episode. Thanks DVS NME for the original music!
     
     
    #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime #charlesvallow 

    • 19 min
    BONUS Episode from The Parent Memoirs: Lori Vallow Part I: Lori Linguine and the Poltergeist Portal

    BONUS Episode from The Parent Memoirs: Lori Vallow Part I: Lori Linguine and the Poltergeist Portal

    This week is a BONUS episode from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs! 
    This week on The Parent Memoirs we begin out Deep Dive series into the 2020 Casey Anthony Mom and her delusional co-conspirator- Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell. From her names lack of alliteration to his lazy AF name to his fun time digging graves to the first 4 husbands on her marriage punch card. Buy 5 and get felony murder charges and a life sentence in prison for free!
    Also Jessi and Lara have a special guest this week to help us make sense of this dump truck full of crazy! Those of you who have checked out our show from the beginning may remember our friend The Tess!
    Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140
     
     
    #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime 

    • 47 min
    Black Lives Matter

    Black Lives Matter

    We stand with the protesters. #Blacklivesmatter

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Haley from UC Health

    Haley from UC Health

    This week we share your stories about second hand bridal returns, quarantine smut, and a sweet act of kindness

    • 32 min
    The Cucumber Memoirs Part I: Our 1st Threesome

    The Cucumber Memoirs Part I: Our 1st Threesome

    We are finally doin' it people! Lara, Tanya AND Jessica hit the mics together! And what are we talking about? Tiger King, Joe Exotic, Doc Antle, Jeff Lowe and more! We also take a little trip down memory lane and explain what we mean when you hear us say "Jessica Moments". 

    • 49 min

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