Scales and Tails: A Wings of Fire and Warriors Podcast Juniperheart

"She released a phantom clear vinyl, which is only availible at Target. I don't collect vinyls, but I could just... put it on display. It'll probably be an impulsive purchase, along with that weighted dinosaur plushie I bought last month.... *nervous laughter*."

"PAPOW PEW PEW PSHHDEHIUEHWFNSSHHHH POW and those other explosion noises."

"Yeah, the- the- the machine thingy. That's what we're calling it for now."

"Did you guys see the black dog in the music video? Yeah, that's my favorite part."



‼️ Trigger Warning: After I talk about my Swiftie origin story, I do talk about how Taylor uses some drug and alcohol metaphors in her new songs, so if that's a hard topic for anyone to listen to, I suggest that you don't listen to that segment. I am not trying to influence anybody in any sort of negative way, I just felt like it was necessary to address that some of the metaphors she uses aren't always the best. ‼️



How many of you are HYPED UP about Taylor Swift's new album! Or should I say, ✨double album✨? I know I am- considering I let out a bloodcurdling scream when she announced it during the Grammys (ask my family, they could hear it from across the house! 😳). In this episode, your favorite tortured poet, Juniperheart, talks about the new album, the Fortnight music video, new collaborators and duet tracks, and much more, including a more detailed version of how she became a Swiftie!



Oh, and of course we can't leave without asking the question of the day- or two.

Question of the day #1: What are your favorite songs from TTPD? Mine are definitely Fortnight, Clara Bow, So Long, London (even though it's very sad), Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, and The Tortured Poets Department.

Question of the day #2: What's your favorite thing about spring? Or for my listeners in the Southern hemisphere, your favorite thing about winter? I love being able to go on hikes or bike rides in spring... and the flower-shaped cookies they offer at Panera Bread. :)



And finally, I have my first episode that's at a thousand plays already! Thank you guys so much for all the support on my ukulele parody.



I hope you guys have a great day, and enjoy the Tortured Poets Department! 🩶~Juniperheart~

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"Uhm, Juniperheart, why are you talking about Darktail face painting and Breezepelt teaching a kindergarten class and hogging all the juice boxes? Isn't that what Warrior Cats DON'T do?" Well, to answer your question, random person that has gotten ahold of my laptop and somehow typed two sentences in the description of this episode, that's because...

I'm back with another episode!.. after catching a winter cold (womp womp womp!) and having rehearsals again. Anyways, this was a super fun episode to do, and I love categorizing Warriors characters. I find it... very fun but relaxing at the same time. Do you guys want me to do more episodes like this? (Please say yes, I would do like a million of these with a million different guests :D!)

Since I haven't done my question of the day in a while- well, what seems like an eternity- I'm back with the question of the day! Three of them!

Question of the day 1: If you could use a color to describe yourself, what would it be? Mine would be yellow or blue (I wear blue ALL. THE. TIME.)

Question of the day 2: What's your favorite instrument you've played? And if you don't play an instrument, what instrument sounds best to your ears? I love the trombone since I play it, but the instrument that sounds best to my ears is a snare drum or a guitar

And finally, Question of the day 3: Who are your favorite music artists? My favorites are Taylor Swift and OneRepublic, but the honorable mentions go to Bon Iver, Harry Styles, and Chris Stapleton (kudos to Moonpaw for recently introducing me to some of his songs).



I hope you guys have a great day! :) ~Juniperheart~

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It's been a long time coming... see what I did there? ;)

Anyways, yes, it's been a very long time since I've recorded an episode. I know you guys probably thought I was dead, not responding to emails, and how did I not see your new comments and reviews? They were so nice :). It's been over two months now since I recorded an episode, and I did so much in that time- I helped my family out for the holidays and for New Year's, had a band concert (which meant I practiced my trombone like NOBODY'S BUSINESS)... and had what seemed like a trillion tests & quizzes I had to prepare and study for. Study guides galore, hooray!

I was recently talking to one of my friends (you know who you are, shoutout to you! ☺️), and we were talking about all the pressure that's been lifted off of our shoulders after the past few months and the holidays and taking breaks after all that to calm our minds. I said that doing the 1-year anniversary episode was a LOT for me to do, and that podcasting was occupying my brain and taking over my priorities, so I needed to set my laptop and microphone aside and take a breather... and that little breather ended up being a two-month-long breather. Kind of like Darkstalker's two thousand year nap! So, I hope you guys enjoy the new episode! I had so much fun making it, because I've been in this whole Taylor Swift "kick" lately, because, let's be honest, Reputation Taylor's Version is coming. *hiss*



✨tHe wOrLd GoEs oN aNoThEr dAy AnOtHeR lLaMa, BuT nOt fOr MeEe aLl I tHiNk AbOuT iS lLaMaS✨ Yes, I know those are not the correct lyrics.



In this episode, I continue my series of Wings of Fire dragons as songs, but Taylor Swift edition! I know, I know. I'm a Swiftie ;). From Clearsight expressing herself through The Lakes to Tsunami jamming out to the bass boom in Look What You Made Me Do and screaming at Queen Scarlet "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, SCARLET!" to Sunny carrying a boombox on her head and blasting You Need to Calm Down, telling everyone to calm down and let go of all their shame and worries, I talk about what feels like everything. Can anyone picture Winter in a Junior Jewels t-shirt? I think I just discovered my next art project :o.

Woah, I think I need to bleach my eyes out after picturing Winter wearing a Junior Jewels t-shirt and thick-rimmed glasses with a thick blonde Barbie wig jamming out to some cool funky music scribbling messages on his notebook with a glittery pen (of course) to his neighbor, Moon, who, of course, ignores him. *finds the trusty Oxi-Clean bleach and dumps it on my eyes like no one's business*



so, if you need me, I'll just be buying some more Oxi-Clean!

Have a great day, muchachos (and muchachas). ~Juniperheart~



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hip, hip, hooray!

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TO YOOOUUU...

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TO YOOOUUU...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SCALES AND TAILS A WINGS OF FIRE AND WARRIORS PODCAAAST...

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TOOO YOOOOOUUU!! 🥳💗

AND HOPEFULLYYY MANY MOOOOREEEEEEE 🤪



In this episode, you can expect many fun things collected from over the past full year- ukulele songs, cringey fanfictions, podcast statistics, and so many fun things. I had a BLAST recording this episode. And... wowzers.. we're finally at 1 year! Thank you guys so much for supporting me along my podcasting journey! I would like to thank...

-My parents, who have approved every single episode of this podcast, helped me set up everything, were supporting me every step of the way, and even helped me come up with some episode ideas! "here's a toast to my mama (and dad 💗), who had to listen (and deal with) all this drama," -Taylor Swift

-Moonpaw, who always adds an element of comedy to some episodes. :)

-My friends that have been on this podcast, who always made sure that we were having a fun time.

-And finally, you, my fellow listeners and podcasters that have inspired, supported, believed, and had patience with me every step of the way! 🥳 Shoutout to ✨every✨

✨single✨

✨listener✨

out there, whether you've been here since day 1, or this is the first episode you listened to! Have a great day, and if you're in the States, have a great Thanksgiving!



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This is my first upload in

nearly

three

weeks. Wow. I apologize for taking a break, as my life has been busy- with two weeks of rehearsals preparing for tech, then tech week, then opening night (and closing night), then not knowing what to do with my first free week (no rehearsal, no after-school commitments, nothing!). I tried to make a podcast, but since I haven't picked up a Wings of Fire or Warriors book (I'm trying to focus on uploading more Wings of Fire/Warriors content rather than my rambles or Taylor Swift stuff- or any unhinged content 👍) in a while, I had absolutely nothing. That led to me suffering from a bit- okay, a LoOoOtT of creative burnout, and on top of the whole play thing, led me to experiencing a bucket load of emotional burnout. So, like I said in this episode, and in about every single episode I make after taking a break, thank you guys so much for your patience.

~

Wondering why I haven't released the 20k special yet? Well, my 1-year podcastiversary (yes, that's a real word now- you better not question it or else I'll throw you into a Caribbean rainforest full of mosquitoes at Lightning Mcqueen speed) is coming up, so I've decided to merge the 20k special with the 1-year special.

Wondering what the 20k/1-year special is going to be? Well, my friend, that's going to be a secret for now. I can't give any hints or anything... okay, I'll give one: It's going to be jam-packed with complete awesomeness and everything y'all are going to love!! 3

~

aAaAnYwAaAySsSs... in this episode, I take Warrior cats and give them human names, personalities, hobbies- such as ice making and beetle fighting, and careers. This was such a fun episode to do, and I think you might see a part 2 of this coming out soon! For those of you podcasters, feel free to use this episode as some fresh ripe content as long as you give the idea credit to me. Here's a quick summary of all the characters I did and all the careers I gave them:

(by the way, if you want to know the ✨interesting✨hobbies and personality traits I gave them, you're gonna have to listen to the episode)

~Cinderpelt/Cassandra: school nurse

~Graystripe/Gus: stay-at-home father

~Sparkpelt/Simone: information security analyst (idek what that is I just googled "careers" and that popped up 😭👍)

~Feathertail/Felicity: Kindergarten teacher :)

~Firestar/Floyd: firefighter

~Shadowsight/Shaggy*: student teacher/school nurse

*like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo 🥲



Quick qotd: what is your favorite movie/documentary? for me, it would be Jumanji for my favorite movie and the "folklore" documentary (it's a Taylor Swift documentary ehehe) If you don't have a favorite movie/documentary, when do you start thanksgiving break?

Have a great day! ~Juniperheart~



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are we out of the woods? is the blank space not blank anymore? did she finally shake it off her to-do list? yes! 1989 tAyLoR's VeRsIoN is finally here!! yaaay :)

see what I did there? 😉

anyways, in this episode, I talk about some of my "swiftie phases" and rank some of the songs from the album. 1989 is my all-time favorite t-swizzle album. also, I was originally going to do this Friday- but then we had a halloween party (which was fun), couldn't do it Saturday because I had NO FREE TIME WHATSOEVER (like always, ha ha 😅), so I guess I'm doing it today, Sunday! I think I'm finally ✨clean✨.



see what I did there? 😉 juniperheart is not very full of puns right now.

question of the day- what's your favorite halloween candy? mine is skittles (pronounced skit-lets in juniperheart-ian)



so, before I sign off, here's my overall ranking of the songs I listened to!

-welcome to new yawk: 10/10

-blank space: 9/10, the original was slightly better

-style: forever and ever infinity/10 my all-time favorite

-out of the woods (which I just realized I forgot to rank in the episode): 9.9/10 sduifiuefguewhf

-all you had to do was stay/stay/whatever it's called: 8.8/10 very catchy

-shake if off: 1,000,000/10 little me is screaming my head off and jumping up and down in pure excitement right now

-I wish you would: 6/10... lowest ranking I gave in this episode

-bad blood: 10/10 amazing and so catchy

-wildest dreams: 9/10 definitely the "bEtTeR" version (I don't know what I was thinking when I started a 50-second ramble... 🥲)

-how to get the girl: 6.5/10 not too much to say about it, kind of melodramatic

-this love: 7.5/10 (more like 8.5/10 it was actually kinda good)

-I know places: 8.2/10 nice background, more upbeat than some 👍

-✨clean✨: 9.8/10 no juniperheart I did NOT SEE WHAT YA DID THERE 👹



that's all I have for this episode, and I hope you all have a great halloween! MWAHAHAHAH ~Juniperheart~



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