Selling Funny Christina Rordam

Join Christina Rordam and guest Odel Ximinies on the Selling Funny Podcast as they dive into the hilarious world of real estate and share their experiences with selling foreclosures and more.

Christina kicks things off with a quick anecdote about “Abominable Snow Flips.” If you've ever bought, sold, or moved into a house in the last decade, you know exactly what she’s talking about – the overuse of the most bland gray and white in house flipping. But fear not! She’s not suggesting we eliminate gray altogether, just add some additional depth and warmth to make your home truly represent your personality and passion.

Christina and Odel then discuss their adventures in the real estate industry, from slinging foreclosures to handling short sales. They reminisce about dodging office realtors, dealing with crazy situations, and even encountering some strange and spooky properties along the way. From keys left in the ignition to finding bodies in houses, their stories will leave you in awe and disbelief.

But it's not all doom and gloom! Tune in to hear their funny stories and witty banter as they share their experiences with mold-infested houses, fleas, and unexpected surprises during property inspections. They'll also touch on the importance of being a diligent agent who can spot and fix issues before they hit the market.

Get ready to laugh out loud with the Selling Funny Podcast with Christina Rordam and her guest Odel Ximinies. Whether you're a real estate professional or just someone looking for a good laugh, this episode is sure to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on their hilarious stories and valuable insights into the world of real estate.

Real people, real estate, real funny.

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3:24 - Stories from the foreclosure days.
6:30 - An agent shot while checking on a foreclosure.15:15 - The UCF Quadplex Police debacle.
17:48 - Squatters and Sovereign Citizens.
22:42 - Nino almost gets kidnapped.
25:53 - Real Estate TikTok.
27:20 - Foreclosing on the wrong properties.


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We're tearing down the media's doom-and-gloom housing headlines and giving you the real skinny on the market. Put away your parachutes, folks, home values aren't plummeting like the media would have you believe. Instead, we're putting the real culprits, affordability, and inventory, under the spotlight.

Ever wondered what a public adjuster does? It's like an insurance adjuster but with way less corporate coffee and a lot more standing up for the little guy. We sit down with retired plumber and current public adjuster Christoper Shields who reveals the industry secrets, demonstrating how they're turning the tables and ensuring homeowners don't just get a slice, but the whole darn insurance coverage pie.

We also crank up the humor dial on the looming 'trade-pocalypse'. That's right, where have all the plumbers gone? We're plunging into the depths of this issue, and what we found may shock you or at least clog your understanding of traditional career paths. Find out how some crafty companies are tackling the tradesperson deficit one apprenticeship at a time.

But it's not all plungers and pipe wrenches, as we take a sideways look at real estate and the brave new world of online platforms. We'll show you how to roll up your sleeves, embrace the hustle, and make six figures without the burden of a college debt. Sound appealing? You bet your adjustable wrench it does!

Buckle up as we navigate through a whirlwind of plumbing nightmares, from the devastating effects of Charmin, Kirkland, and Cottonelle to the downright bizarre incidents of gators in toilets. Learn the importance of a routine check-up for your pipes - because, like a middle-aged man's annual physical, it's better to catch it early!

We'll wrap it up with some tips on maintaining your septic tank (because who doesn't love a good septic tank story?), and reveal Chris' top recommended toilet papers - spoiler alert, it's not what you think!

Tune in this week for an episode that's set to be as hilarious as it is insightful. Whether you're a homeowner, an industry pro, or someone who just loves a good laugh, Selling Funny with Christina Rordam is the podcast you need.

Real people, real estate, real funny.

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0:00 - Zillow wants you to believe home values are dropping!
2:48 - What exactly is a public claims adjuster?
5:47 - How do you determine how much to insure your home for?
8:56 -Training and licensing for plumbers.
12:32 - Investing in trades professions.
14:18 - How do we get more people into trades professions?
17:09 -The most common plumbing problems.
22:43 - TPOLET SNAKES!
24:55 - What type of pipes should you put in your house?


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Join host Christina Rordam in this informative and entertaining episode of "Selling Funny" as she dives into the current state of the real estate market, the Realtor code of ethics, and the mostly hilarious mishaps that occur in the home buying process.

Christina and her guest, Ryan Langley tackle the misconception between Realtors and real estate agents, emphasizing the importance of ethical behavior in the industry. They discuss how being a member of the National Association of Realtors sets Reators apart and the standards they uphold.

Then, the conversation takes a hilarious turn as Christina shares some wild stories from the field. From encountering homes that reek of 75 years worth of cigarette smoke to uncovering shocking details about solar panel leases, no stone is left unturned in this wild exploration of various real estate adventures.

We also take a look at current market trends, including the demand for representation and the importance of budgeting for agents. With tongue-in-cheek observations and a dash of sarcasm, Christina and her guest offer valuable insights while keeping listeners entertained with their humorous take on industry practices.

Whether you're a real estate professional, a buyer, or simply a comedy enthusiast, "Selling Funny" is the podcast that effortlessly blends real estate knowledge with side-splitting humor. Buckle up for a laughter-filled ride through the wild world of buying and selling homes!

Real people, real funny - this is Selling Funny!

0:00 - Christina's Hot Take
2:54 - Tips for dealing with divorces and divorcees in real estate.
5:26 - The importance of signing contracts.
7:57 - How to negotiate a post-occupancy lease.
16:17 - The difference between a real tour and a real estate agent.
18:14 - The current issues with the real estate market.
24:35 - Solar panel surprises.
27:01 - Growing your business as an agent.


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Get ready for a brand new, hilarious episode of Selling Funny with Christina Rordam! Christina kicks things off with a hilarious look at the wild world of real estate reality shows. From outrageous expectations to bizarre portrayals of agents, she calls for a little more reality in reality TV.



Joining Christina is Nishad Khan, real estate attorney extraordinaire, as they share comedic anecdotes and tackle important industry topics including the scandalous drama on Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules," where cheating, home equity loans, and unconventional relationships take center stage. Christina and Rashad explore how unmarried couples can protect themselves when buying property together. They provide witty insights into different ownership options and the importance of clear agreements to avoid messy disputes.



They delve into stigmatized properties and the duty to disclose using the infamous "Watcher House" case as an example, shedding light on sellers' obligations when it comes to disclosing haunting experiences or other material defects. From ghosts to murder scenes, they explore the complexities of disclosure laws.



Nishad also provides some witty advice on dealing with renters who won't leave during inspections. They emphasize the importance of thorough inspections before closing the deal.



Don't miss this informative and hilarious episode of Selling Funny where laughter meets real estate madness! Tune in for hilarious anecdotes, industry insights, and comedic banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish.



Real people, real funny - this is Selling Funny!



0:00 - Why the producers of real estate reality shows want us to think.
3:20 - Vanderpump Rules and partition action.
4:59 - Joint tenants with right of survivorship.
8:03 - The four corners of the document.
10:19 - Disclosure requirements for a stigmatized property.
14:50 - An inspector’s mistake.
17:05 - What to do when a buyer decides to close?


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Welcome to Selling Funny, the hilariously entertaining podcast where real estate and comedy collide! Join our vivacious host, Christina Rordam, as she navigates the unpredictable world of residential property transactions while keeping you highly entertained. With a flair for storytelling and an arsenal of side-splitting tales, Christina brings the human element back to real estate.

In each episode, Christina regales listeners with real estate horror stories that'll have you in stitches. From buyer blunders to seller slip-ups, you'll learn the dos and don'ts of property dealings through the power of laughter. And, as a bonus, you'll also discover cool tech that's set to revolutionize the way you and your family live!

Selling Funny isn't just about cracking up over property pitfalls; it's about the real people behind the transactions and their often absurd adventures. Christina's witty banter and engaging anecdotes ensure that you'll tune in week after week, as you explore the funny side of real estate.

So, whether you're a property pro or a home-buying newbie, dive into the hilarious world of Selling Funny. Catch the podcast on all your favorite listening platforms, subscribe on YouTube, and follow Christina on social media @sellingfunny.

Real people, real entertaining – that’s Selling Funny!


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