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SG-Fun: A Stargate Podcast! Join Friends (actually, friends of a friend? Two acquaintances tied by a mutual?) Tory and Sarah as they digest every episode of Stargate: SG-1 (so you don’t have to!) in a futile (or super-successful?) attempt to comfort themselves through discomforting times. Hey, with straight pod talk and no unrelated banter (do you really want to know what two strangers ate for breakfast?), this show has enough comfort to go around, so sit down/drive/clean/fall asleep with some laughs and some groans as these two dorks try to comfort themselves, each other, and YOU!
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S5 E21: Why don't you Glow Me!?
Season 5 Episode 21: Meridian
Daniel Jackson has a pity party extreme all because he’s definitely dying a painful death for having saved a planet Colonic from self-destruction ala naquadria experiments.
He definitely does die though. Like, the end, that’s it, no more Deeej to kick around. Except that he’s an egg-drop-soup-but-in-air-instead-of-water being of light now. And also corporeal in Season 7. But totally he does die. Sort of.
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00:00 - Intro
6:56 - 24 Seconds
8:25 - Episode Debrief
1:09:26 - Were We Comforted
1:11:49 - Yeh Neh or Meh
1:13:39 - Next Episode
1:15:08 - ComeTrya
1:17:30 - Get To Know Your Hosts
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S5 E20: Sock it to Me!!?
Season 5 Episode 20: The Sentinel
So over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy NID murdered.”
The result? Of that plus not being Daddy’s favorites? SG-9 is dead and SG-1 has to get some a-holes out on work release to help fix the set of Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In before the Gooooooooooolds win!
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00:00 - Intro
6:46 - 24 Seconds
9:41 - Debrief
1:13:38 - Were We Comforted
1:14:23 - Yeh Neh or Meh
1:18:38 - Next Episode
1:21:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts
1:25:31 - Outro
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S5 E19: Daddy Made Me Wrong!
Season 5 Episode 19: Menace
We meet the Proto Borg Robot that MADE the Replicators eons ago. She exclaims that DADDY MADE ME WRONG! Daniel doesn't hear any of that ableist nonsense and tries to help her. That and everyone else's (except Teal'c, bless him) bad decisions end up with Replicators ON THE BASE!
This has to be the end, right? Well, no, because GENERAL ACTION DADDY joins the fray, puts on a black T-shirt, packs some heat, and obliterates all those lego spiders. And Jack shoots the robot girl in front of Daniel, sealing their fate as Ex-Best Friends. Good episode.
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00:00 - Intro
4:38 - 24 Seconds
6:02 - Episode Debrief
51:13 - Were We Comforted
52:13 - Yeh Neh or Meh
57:19 - Next Episode
59:49 - ComeTrya!
1:01:56 - Get To Know Your Hosts
1:09:57 - Outro
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S5 E18: Teal'c has to stop joining Cults, man!
Season 5 Episode 18: The Warrior
Well, Teal and Bray Bray go see that the Jaffa Rebellion is alive and well in the hands of a charismatic leader, a man who is SUPER into keeping the rebels fed, SUPER loves help from the SGC, and SUPER DUPER hates the idea and usage of suicide bombers in his outfit.
Actually, he LOOOOOVES all that, so O'Neill is like, "Nah, wrong Jaffa Rebellion. Let's roll out Teal'c!" But Teal'c apparently super LOOOOOVES all that too, and decides to quit his job and his best friend to join this guy.
Alot more stuff happens in the episode. Take a gander by pressing that there Play button.
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00:00 - Intro
6:22 - 24 Seconds
8:19 - Episode Debrief
55:19 - Were We Comforted
57:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh
1:01:18 - Next Episode
1:04:00 - ComeTrya!
1:06:26 - Get To Know Your Hosts
1:12:08 - Outro
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S5 E17: With Friends Like the Assguards, You Might Blow up Your Planet
Season 5 Episode 17: Fail Safe
You GUYS! The Gate Gang litrally hyperdrives through planet Earth! I didn’t even know they could do that! And it is soooo much smarter than blowing it up.
The Gooolds try to sabotage/destroy Earth without openly violating their Assguard treaty and that’s what happens because between you and me, I don’t think those little grays even care about the Tauri. Tau’ri? Taur’i?
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00:00 - Intro
7:18 - 24 Seconds
8:36 - Episode Debrief
56:35 - Were We Comforted
58:03 - Yeh Neh or Meh
1:00:25 - Next Episode
1:02:12 - ComeTrya!
1:04:11 - Get To Know Your Hosts
1:11:52 - Outro
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S5 E16: Daniel Jackson: Edging Lord
Season 5 Episode 16: The Last Stand
Yeah, that’s right, Deej continues to come close to murdering some System Lords only to back off at the last minute, ruining the whole situation. Very Frustrating! Small compensation at least that he totally misses out on that nonconsensual body-sharing shit over in the crystal caves when Lantash simply has to have Lt Elliot or he’s “gonna die”.
Also, maybe the System Lords are sort of…losing their collective shit? OK, eat your young, but why are you biting them from the middle and making a big ol’ mess? Who eats like that? It’s giving Darryl Hannah eating a lobster in Splash cannibal vibes.
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00:00 - Intro
5:45 - 24 Seconds
7:31 - Episode Debrief
1:05:39 - Were We Comforted
1:06:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh
1:09:04 - Next Episode
1:10:29 - ComeTrya!
1:13:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts
1:24:29 - Outro